How did they know?

posted on 19 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

its-fire-dont-use-elevator

It’s emergency. Your call.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.

30 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    It’s snow, use stairs

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    But please use anyone

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:05 am |

    Burn some calories on the stairs.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    It’s smorking. Don’t use stairwell.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    If smoke is coming from the shaft, use a lubricant.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:11 am |

    It’s rubbish. Don’t read this!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    A fire extinguisher is the thing to use.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |

    It’s caption. Don’t use vulgarity.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    It’s lotion on skin. Don’t use hose.

  10. Long Tom | 4:29 am |

    Sorry, you must use the stairs until we can hire a new elevator.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    It’s fine. Don’t wad panties.

  12. Marum | 5:00 am |

    I’m sure if there was a fire behind my ar$e, I could beat the lift by a mile.

  13. Marum | 5:03 am |

    If you use the stairs, be careful to not trip over prostitutes, plying their trade in the stairwells.

  14. Pete | 5:20 am |

    It’s dire. Don’t use escalator either.

  15. Pete | 5:23 am |

    In case of fire break glass.
    Then hurl self through window.
    Your @$$ is grass anyway.

    Coz you’re on the 200th floor,
    And we’re not gonna save you laowai anyway.

  16. UCity | 6:18 am |

    Are you a fire distinguinsher?

  17. Classic Steve | 7:49 am |

    The elevator itself is made of fire? I’m definitely not using that, except maybe for s’mores.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:25 am |

    You just used it.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:30 am |

    It’s China ,Don’t usa.

  20. UCity | 10:57 am |

    -Knock, knock. -Who’s there? -It’s fire.

  21. Peter | 11:50 am |

    Use the lift instead

  22. Johnny Cache | 12:23 pm |

    It’s lava. Don’t use floor.

  23. alexmagnus | 2:53 pm |

    The building that burns but never burns away? Is it the modern version of the burning bush?

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:40 pm |

    It’s fire. You have been warmed!

  25. Droll not Troll | 4:42 pm |

    It’s fire. Don’t let it escalate.

  26. Droll not Troll | 4:53 pm |

    @UCity | 10:57 am: Fire who? đŸ˜›

  27. Marum | 3:26 am |

    @DnT & UCity. Fire Truck. (You know – Robin the Hoods parson friend.

  28. Marum | 3:49 am |

    Q. Did you hear about the bloke who was both autistic, and hard of hearing?

    A. He leaot to his deaf.

  29. Marum | 3:54 am |

    ♫The lifts in the building go up and down.
    The men in the staircase go in and out,
    The girls in the staircase go ooh,ooh,OOH,
    Oh hear the word of the Lord♪

  30. Marum | 3:55 am |

    EDIT leaot = leapt.

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