How did they know?

posted on 19 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

its-fire-dont-use-elevator

It’s emergency. Your call.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.

30 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s snow, use stairs

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    But please use anyone

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Burn some calories on the stairs.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s smorking. Don’t use stairwell.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    If smoke is coming from the shaft, use a lubricant.

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s rubbish. Don’t read this!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A fire extinguisher is the thing to use.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s caption. Don’t use vulgarity.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s lotion on skin. Don’t use hose.

  10. Long Tom | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, you must use the stairs until we can hire a new elevator.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s fine. Don’t wad panties.

  12. Marum | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m sure if there was a fire behind my ar$e, I could beat the lift by a mile.

  13. Marum | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you use the stairs, be careful to not trip over prostitutes, plying their trade in the stairwells.

  14. Pete | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s dire. Don’t use escalator either.

  15. Pete | 5:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    In case of fire break glass.
    Then hurl self through window.
    Your @$$ is grass anyway.

    Coz you’re on the 200th floor,
    And we’re not gonna save you laowai anyway.

  16. UCity | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you a fire distinguinsher?

  17. Classic Steve | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The elevator itself is made of fire? I’m definitely not using that, except maybe for s’mores.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You just used it.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s China ,Don’t usa.

  20. UCity | 10:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    -Knock, knock. -Who’s there? -It’s fire.

  21. Peter | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Use the lift instead

  22. Johnny Cache | 12:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s lava. Don’t use floor.

  23. alexmagnus | 2:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The building that burns but never burns away? Is it the modern version of the burning bush?

  24. Droll not Troll | 4:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s fire. You have been warmed!

  25. Droll not Troll | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s fire. Don’t let it escalate.

  26. Droll not Troll | 4:53 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @UCity | 10:57 am: Fire who? đŸ˜›

  27. Marum | 3:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT & UCity. Fire Truck. (You know – Robin the Hoods parson friend.

  28. Marum | 3:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 4  

    Q. Did you hear about the bloke who was both autistic, and hard of hearing?

    A. He leaot to his deaf.

  29. Marum | 3:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫The lifts in the building go up and down.
    The men in the staircase go in and out,
    The girls in the staircase go ooh,ooh,OOH,
    Oh hear the word of the Lord♪

  30. Marum | 3:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    EDIT leaot = leapt.

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