How is she with turkey?

posted on 10 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

evaporate-slippery-chickens

I prefer southern evaporated chicken.

Photo courtesy of Amelia Shevenell.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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  1. Geo | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    …but, unfortunately, the whole matter seems to be going south instead.

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to worry. Even for turkeys, things are not as din as they sum, in china

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds a lot like the bird supurb. Well if you could taste it before it takes off.

  4. Geo | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    She would have evaporated them, had it not been for her inability to catch them due to their slipperiness.

  5. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    But does it explode

  6. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Chicken to the north of me, chickens to the south of me, chickens to the east and west of me. I was surrounded by fliggin chickens. So I pulled myself through a hole in the firmament, and shot acrossss the heavens. How was that for slippery?

  7. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    @Algernon 0405. No sir! The exploding chickens are available at the restaurant in the next block.

    It is easy to pick whick one. It doesn’t have any walls.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    … and tomorrow will be cloudy with a chance of meatballs.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    The oily bird catches the warm.

  10. Long Tom | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 2  

    I remember a former farmer describing his sexual escapades with the different livestock under his care. Whenever he had sex with a chicken, it would die afterward.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Chickens are from North but Colonel Sanders was from South.

  12. EffEff | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    “I hired some guy named Scott Summers to help out with the farm. While he was feeding the chickens, he accidentally tripped, and his weird glasses fell off, and the chickens just evaporated.”

    From X-Men the Unknown EarlyYears

  13. Marum | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom. 0433. I think it was on http://www.darwin awards.com A farmer was having sex with a cow. However it may have pushed back too hard, and crushed him to death.

  14. Marum | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    http://www.darwinawards.com

  15. Marum | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I think exploding chickens would be a cinch. I read of one lady, who could explode footballs between her thighs. Definitely a lady, to steer well clear of.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Shi missed Sum Ting

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 5:13 am: I wouldn’t put my cock between those legs; I wouldn’t put my hen there, either..

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Slippery chicken: Nude and unseasonable

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    But would she apologize for incontinence?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Eva Poo Ration

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    For other uses, see Evaporation (disambiguration)

    Eva poo ration is a type of vaporization of a chicken (read: chick) that occurs from the arrival hole’s slippery surface into a currious phase that were north (usually, eva poo rated her substance there) into south hole.

  21. Pete | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Slippery?
    The Chef’s also a lawyer-politician?

  22. Classic Steve | 7:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    And she would’ve gotten away with it if it weren’t for those meddling kids….

  23. J-Luke | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Translated by sum dim Chinese.

  24. J-Luke | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    She could, if she’s hot enough…

  25. Lora | 9:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    One time it was so hot the cows were giving evaporated milk, but I’ve ever heard of evaporated chicken.

  26. jjhitt | 7:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn yankees.

  27. Droll not Troll | 10:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom | 4:33 am: I hope that farmer had his eggs crushed!

  28. Long Tom | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    In my freshman year at college, one dorm mate had a cartoon showing several chickens attacking Col. Sanders and the caption that they were going to “chicken fry” him-starting with the balls.

  29. Myself | 7:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 2  

    @Long Tom
    Chicken testicles are actually pretty good. I tried them in Cambodia and they taste like chicken crossed with bacon. But there’s some cartilage in the middle you need to spit out.

  30. Myself | 7:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Even to this day, they say she was all-powerful. Legends hold that she could evaporate chickens with a single touch.

  31. zankhana | 10:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Sounds like poultry in motion………..

  32. Peter | 4:07 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Chicken evaporated?
    Just give me some duck !

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