If these aren’t diapers, I’m outta here.

posted on 17 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

turd-baby

Ironically, the store has no restroom.

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham.
Spotted in Taiwan.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    I like them brown a curly

  2. Pete | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Or perhaps NOT so ironically, webmaster…

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s amazing what you can sell off the sidewalk

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    No, thanks, I prefer jelly babies.

  5. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    That is the one, after number one, and nummber two.

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Therefore:

    First baby = heterotohetero
    Second baby = heterotobi

  7. Marum | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That must be the number for that yellow crap they produce – like thick custard.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    And that, children, is why you should never have anal sex.

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    She’s turd, no sh*t

  10. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The only Bitobi I can find is Domaine Vitobi. I assume it is in French Quebec. Not that I would know one side of Quebec from another.
    Any Canadians here?

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    To bi or not to bi?

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m worried, he looks a little flushed.

  13. Long Tom | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    A former coworker of mine told me of working at “Toys R Us” and having had to clean up baby puke all the time.

  14. Marum | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom 0432. My oldest daughter worked at the branch in Aspley.
    (Brissie suburb)

    THe staff referred to the joint as; “Toys are US”.

    US = Unserviceable.

  15. Marum | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0416. The homosexuals now have a contraceptive.

    It prevents having backward children.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Turd time yucky

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Watch him crap his hands!

  18. Big Fat Cat | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    With the new referendum, Turkey is not Turdey.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Free delivery!

  20. Chris | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What happened to the foist and tecond baby?

  21. Geo | 9:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This store is located on the turd floor of the shopping complex.

  22. Geo | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:19 am
    I suspect that the name “Vitobi” has Native American roots. However, even as a Canadian, I have no knowledge of which particular nation that name originates. I can assure you, though, that it isn’t some obscure Cree (nation to the south of the Hudson Bay) slang for “turd”.

  23. Vulcan64 | 12:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So a regular baby?

  24. Lora | 12:57 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be where Ren and Stimpy shop for their “baby” in that Adult Party cartoon. (which I strongly advise not to watch if you value your sanity and ability to keep down solid foods)

  25. Droll not Troll | 5:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum and Geo: Try assuming that the circled b has a significance of its own. It then turns out that Itobi is a real surname (African, I assume) and also the name of a place in Brazil.
    The Turd Baby brand is apparently used by a Chinese company selling goods from vending machines.
    The why of all this escapes me, but hey, since when did use of English words by Chinese have to make sense?

  26. jjhitt | 6:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Turd baby comes after decond baby, which is after the fust baby.
    Unless you had twinths.

  27. Marum | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT and Geo.
    Yup! I did find an itobi in Brazil. However Portugese is to an Espanol reader, such as Tokpisin is to an English reader….- Maddening. One feels one should be able to understand it – but never – quite.

  28. Long Tom | 4:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 0439:I thought toys were supposed to break after five minutes when little kids handle them!

  29. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This looks like a crappy product.

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