Live it, perceive it, become it.

posted on 4 Apr 2017 in Signs

lift-the-ticket

What lift ticket doesn’t know won’t hurt him.

Photo courtesy of L.J.
Found at a ski resort in Japan.

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 24  Subtract rating 0  

    But I don’t want to become an ashtray.

    I’M A NON-SMORKER. 😥

  2. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok! I’m IT.

    Kiss me if you catch me. F–k me if I fall.

    WHOOPS! I’m over.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s thing become it!

  4. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    WHOOPEE!!!

    A lift ticket which has perspercacity.

  5. Eggrish | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Smorkey the polar bear reminds you that only YOU can prevent snowfield fires. Keep those portable ashtrays and cigarettes at home, kids!

  6. DrLex | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I think the thing must be a hydraulic press. It is the only thing that can flatten all those items into a lift ticket.

  7. algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    But does it come with a cellular ashtray

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    So, a can, a T-shirt, an iPhone4 cover and a fixed ashtray etc. are already it?

  9. algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    A perceptive life who’d have thought

  10. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I rode around the Gymkana Course, on my cellular phon e.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Be It.

    – Nkie

  12. EffEff | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon: More like a polymorphic life if you ask me.

  13. jjhitt | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t feel like I’m fully in touch with my inner ashtray.

  14. Big Fat Cat | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    This notice was written by Stephen King .

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    A lift ticket in its unaware – that’s something you don’t see every day.

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe this is a koan:
    Q: What is circular, tubular, cellular and contains butts?
    A: It.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    My prediction: the message on this sign will eventually appear on a t-shirt.

  18. DrLex | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT: you probably mean that there is a thing that the message doesn’t perceive that a T-shirt becomes it.

  19. Geo | 7:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, I want one of those metamorphic lift tickets!

  20. UCity | 9:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Life ticket never saw it coming.

  21. Classic Steve | 9:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve never found those accessories “becoming.”

  22. Classic Steve | 9:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The worst Voltron ever designed.

  23. UCity | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I think, therefore I am a lift ticket.

  24. Myself | 8:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You can be anything if you just believe. But just for now, we’d like you to be a coin, a cigarette, a cellular phone, and a portable ashtray, for your own safety.

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