Me ferry you long time…

posted on 29 Apr 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

superdong-2

You thought Superdong was big…

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham.
Found in Vietnam.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Sequel of ”Sperman”

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    Now with more seamen.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what Superdong l looks like

  4. coffeebot | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 1  

    Too big for Asian ports!

  5. algernon | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    What a Wang

  6. algernon | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Something to take you to the Town In Town

  7. jjhitt | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not the size of the ship, it the motion of the ocean.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    RH 13H00
    PQ 08H00

    VD all day by Seamen

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It takes many hands to cleverly manipulate this special boat!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s certainly long and hard.

  11. Marum | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Very little use in Asia.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it circumnavigated?

  13. Marum | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    By using the Tantric exercises, one can last more than two hours.

    Nowadays they are starting to become fashionable.

    But if you and you partner have the time and determination, the techniques can help work wonders

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The new Love Boat.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Made in Longdong

  16. Frank Burns | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Just wait ’till you see the dingy!

  17. Marum | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Superdong too?
    Whatever floats your boat.

  18. Frank Burns | 5:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Superdong 1 just sort of petered out.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Frank Burns | 5:02 am: ♪ ♫My dingy-ling, my dingy-ling… ♪ ♫

  20. Marum | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    BTW. The western way of ignoring you lady, and thinking of other things to prolong the act, is totally wrong..
    The tantric way is to concentrate totally on your lady, (look into her eyes if possible) taking pleasure in her pleasures, and seeking to prolong or heighten them.
    If you can take your lady to exhaustion, without climaxing yourself, you have achieved the ultimate. (Nirvana no?)

  21. Marum | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    @FB 0508. No mate. It just got too old and soft.

  22. Marum | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. Do you know why there are lots of shipping collisins in Vietnam?

    A. It appears, that the sailors like ramming each other.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes it gets into the berth by itself, other times it needs a tug.

  24. Marum | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    I jumped into my dinghy,
    And my lady grabbed my thingy,
    And we sailed the ocean blue,
    Going ingy dingy doo.

  25. Marum | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0534 This lady was married to a shipping magnate. On his birthday she didn’t know what to give him. He had lots of yachts, thusands of ships, and he had received lots of tugs from her.

    So she forgot about boats, and gave him a swallow instead.

  26. Big Fat Cat | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Marum @4;41am or Titanic exercises?

  27. Long Tom | 11:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The sequel to “Long Dong Silver:.

  28. Long Tom | 11:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The Dinghy Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg8r83b7N_4

  29. Big Fat Cat | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    SuperDong fits for King Dong.

  30. Classic Steve | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Long, hard, and full of seamen.

  31. Garst | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    What am I supposed to name my yacht now? Superdong3926? This is 1995 and trying to find an AIM username all over again!

  32. EffEff | 3:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Check out the Superbong (with a B) next to the captain’s chair. You wondered why there were so many collisions?

  33. Droll not Troll | 5:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Big Fat Cat | 7:56 am: Titanic exercises would involve a lot of ice and going down. Kinky!

  34. Marum | 2:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 1702.
    Q. Did you hear that Linda Lovelace’s mother died tragically.

    A. She went down on the Titanic.

  35. Marum | 2:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW. I never thought of oral-sex as being kinky.
    I thought it was normal, for any loving couple in a long term relationship.

  36. Marum | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Vietnamese clocks dont chime.
    They just go
    ♫DONG♫
    ♫DONG♫
    ♫DONG♫
    ♫DONG♫

  37. Marum | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok.
    PQ = PHU Quoc Ferry.

    RG = Rach Gia Ferry

    Round trip 5.0hrs 2.5hrs each way.

    Fare = VND350,000 ($15.00) one way
    By the Superdong Ferry (Fast)
    Ther may be cheaper ways, but don’t drive it. Road is crap and takes at least 3.0hrs. Would be quick if you are skilled on a frail bike.

  38. Marum | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Whever I have been on a high speed ferry, esp in Aust. I prefer to sit on the little rear deck. Inside, it is like an hermetically sealed chunder bucket.

  39. Long Tom | 7:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Classic Steve:
    Are they blue?
    Are they blue?

  40. PeeBee | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Permission to come aboard?

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