Me ferry you long time…

posted on 29 Apr 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

superdong-2

You thought Superdong was big…

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham.
Found in Vietnam.

40 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |

    Sequel of ”Sperman”

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:05 am |

    Now with more seamen.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |

    I wonder what Superdong l looks like

  4. coffeebot | 4:09 am |

    Too big for Asian ports!

  5. algernon | 4:12 am |

    What a Wang

  6. algernon | 4:14 am |

    Something to take you to the Town In Town

  7. jjhitt | 4:19 am |

    It’s not the size of the ship, it the motion of the ocean.

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |

    RH 13H00
    PQ 08H00

    VD all day by Seamen

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |

    It takes many hands to cleverly manipulate this special boat!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    It’s certainly long and hard.

  11. Marum | 4:33 am |

    Very little use in Asia.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    Is it circumnavigated?

  13. Marum | 4:41 am |

    By using the Tantric exercises, one can last more than two hours.

    Nowadays they are starting to become fashionable.

    But if you and you partner have the time and determination, the techniques can help work wonders

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:49 am |

    The new Love Boat.

  15. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |

    Made in Longdong

  16. Frank Burns | 5:02 am |

    Just wait ’till you see the dingy!

  17. Marum | 5:02 am |

    Superdong too?
    Whatever floats your boat.

  18. Frank Burns | 5:08 am |

    Superdong 1 just sort of petered out.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:11 am |

    @Frank Burns | 5:02 am: ♪ ♫My dingy-ling, my dingy-ling… ♪ ♫

  20. Marum | 5:18 am |

    BTW. The western way of ignoring you lady, and thinking of other things to prolong the act, is totally wrong..
    The tantric way is to concentrate totally on your lady, (look into her eyes if possible) taking pleasure in her pleasures, and seeking to prolong or heighten them.
    If you can take your lady to exhaustion, without climaxing yourself, you have achieved the ultimate. (Nirvana no?)

  21. Marum | 5:20 am |

    @FB 0508. No mate. It just got too old and soft.

  22. Marum | 5:28 am |

    Q. Do you know why there are lots of shipping collisins in Vietnam?

    A. It appears, that the sailors like ramming each other.

  23. Droll not Troll | 5:34 am |

    Sometimes it gets into the berth by itself, other times it needs a tug.

  24. Marum | 5:35 am |

    I jumped into my dinghy,
    And my lady grabbed my thingy,
    And we sailed the ocean blue,
    Going ingy dingy doo.

  25. Marum | 5:42 am |

    @DnT 0534 This lady was married to a shipping magnate. On his birthday she didn’t know what to give him. He had lots of yachts, thusands of ships, and he had received lots of tugs from her.

    So she forgot about boats, and gave him a swallow instead.

  26. Big Fat Cat | 7:56 am |

    Marum @4;41am or Titanic exercises?

  27. Long Tom | 11:19 am |

    The sequel to “Long Dong Silver:.

  28. Long Tom | 11:26 am |

    The Dinghy Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lg8r83b7N_4

  29. Big Fat Cat | 12:22 pm |

    SuperDong fits for King Dong.

  30. Classic Steve | 2:16 pm |

    Long, hard, and full of seamen.

  31. Garst | 2:52 pm |

    What am I supposed to name my yacht now? Superdong3926? This is 1995 and trying to find an AIM username all over again!

  32. EffEff | 3:03 pm |

    Check out the Superbong (with a B) next to the captain’s chair. You wondered why there were so many collisions?

  33. Droll not Troll | 5:02 pm |

    @Big Fat Cat | 7:56 am: Titanic exercises would involve a lot of ice and going down. Kinky!

  34. Marum | 2:49 am |

    @DnT 1702.
    Q. Did you hear that Linda Lovelace’s mother died tragically.

    A. She went down on the Titanic.

  35. Marum | 2:52 am |

    BTW. I never thought of oral-sex as being kinky.
    I thought it was normal, for any loving couple in a long term relationship.

  36. Marum | 4:11 am |

    Vietnamese clocks dont chime.
    They just go
    ♫DONG♫
    ♫DONG♫
    ♫DONG♫
    ♫DONG♫

  37. Marum | 4:30 am |

    Ok.
    PQ = PHU Quoc Ferry.

    RG = Rach Gia Ferry

    Round trip 5.0hrs 2.5hrs each way.

    Fare = VND350,000 ($15.00) one way
    By the Superdong Ferry (Fast)
    Ther may be cheaper ways, but don’t drive it. Road is crap and takes at least 3.0hrs. Would be quick if you are skilled on a frail bike.

  38. Marum | 5:22 am |

    Whever I have been on a high speed ferry, esp in Aust. I prefer to sit on the little rear deck. Inside, it is like an hermetically sealed chunder bucket.

  39. Long Tom | 7:58 am |

    @Classic Steve:
    Are they blue?
    Are they blue?

  40. PeeBee | 7:51 am |

    Permission to come aboard?

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