Jimmy, put the sword back in your luggage.

posted on 20 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

notices

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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How did they know?

posted on 19 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

its-fire-dont-use-elevator

It’s emergency. Your call.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China.

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Healthy Life! Happy Life!

posted on 18 Apr 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Uncategorized

healthy-life-happy-life

Photo courtesy of Ashleigh Dunn.
Import from China.

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Ask your waiter for the spec sheet…

posted on 18 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

characteristics-of-carbon-bbq

Features include: meat, plate, utensils.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Menu found in Shanghai, China.

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If these aren’t diapers, I’m outta here.

posted on 17 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

turd-baby

Ironically, the store has no restroom.

Photo courtesy of Ben Cunningham.
Spotted in Taiwan.

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My kind of place

posted on 16 Apr 2017 in Buildings, Chinglish

Elitist-Business-Club

No egalitarians allowed…

Photo courtesy of Erik Schmitz.
Found in Beijing, China.

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Eafter Bunny is not amused.

posted on 14 Apr 2017 in Toys

happy-eafter

I’m ready for Sunday’s feaft.

Photo courtesy of Albert.

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It’s a shopping lengend!

posted on 13 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

artistic-shopping-temple

My kind of temple.

Photo courtesy of Derek Angevine.
Found in China.

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Protect LanGuage not begin with you.

posted on 12 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

protect-circumstance-begin-with-me

Photo courtesy of Derek Angevine.
Garbage can found in China. 

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Whatever you’re thinking — non’t!

posted on 11 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

please-nont-carve

Non’t even think about it.

Photo courtesy of H.C. Jones Photography.
Found in China.

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