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posted on 30 Apr 2017 in Bags/Packaging

for-hang-yourself

Adjust the noose and hang the whole family!

Photo courtesy of Stacy Johnson.
Hanger accessory found in Japan. 

36 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    “Rilax” is the wonder antsuicidal drug.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Rilax while swinging

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Something for every one

  4. Marum | 4:07 am |

    I see.
    1. Install hanging rail.

    2. Both you and your lady hang from it, and make love..

    3. Relax.

    4. Fall headfirst onto floor.

  5. Marum | 4:09 am |

    Q. What do you call a whole heap of Maoris on Prozac?

    A. Once Were Worriers.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:17 am |

    Comes with a lifetime guarantee.

  7. jjhitt | 4:32 am |

    OK… the loop part goes over a nail in the wall. And the large bulbous end goes where? The picture isn’t clear.

  8. Marum | 4:39 am |

    Yu Noo Hoo 0417. My concept of “lifetime” has forever been perverted by that hilarious comedy series “Allo Allo”.

    Mimi Le Bonc, the little homicidal maiac, has poisoned the bottle of wine.

    The German Officer looks at the bottle of wine and asks: “Ist siss a gut wein?”

    Mimi Le Bonc replies: ‘Eet is ze best wine you will drink, for the rest of your life.’

    SEE!

  9. Marum | 4:42 am |

    @jjhitt. Having installed many. The knob goes on the end of the chrome rail to cover the sharp edges, and for cosmetic reasons.

    Where did you thimk it went? 😉

  10. Marum | 4:43 am |

    Thimk or thwm.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:45 am |

    On sale at any Euthanasia store near you.

  12. Marum | 4:54 am |

    Oh. In this case it is also the supporting bracket, it puts the rail it is105mm below where you mount it. The rail is usually 2400mm long. I know japanese houses are small. But 240mm?

  13. Marum | 4:57 am |

    BTW At 2400mm one also needs a cetre support bracket.

  14. Marum | 4:58 am |

    centre

  15. Marum | 5:04 am |

    Actually, sounds like our wardrobe at home. It was a large built in, with 2x 2400 rails and a 240mm one in the corner. I had any of my hanging stuff on the 240mm one, and my wife had the rest.

  16. Marum | 5:07 am |

    This on may be.precut. So the bracket goes through the loop. Strange.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |

    Buy this product and you, too, can be well hung.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:20 am |

    Oh, I get it. It’s for hanging clothing bought from this store.
    http://www.engrish.com/2016/05/maybe/

    Maybe…

  19. Marum | 5:32 am |

    @DnT Would yiou class a Venus Sex Shop, as a Hard Ware Store?

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |

    @Marum | 5:32 am: Well, I suppose one could get wood there, and possibly screws.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:51 am |

    One reason to be wary of Asian hookers.

  22. J-Luke | 6:01 am |

    Presented to you by Euthinasia.

  23. Pete | 7:49 am |

    Gomez said: “Tighter, Morticia, tighter!!!”

  24. Pete | 7:51 am |

    And then said “Thing, give her a hand!!!”

  25. Lora | 7:56 am |

    Someone looks like they’re being probed by aliens.

  26. Long Tom | 8:01 am |

    It’s actually meant to prevent suicide. Once you try to figure out how to kill yourself with that thing, you’ll be so distracted you’ll forget about wanting to do so in the first place.

  27. Geo | 8:25 am |

    One size fits all.

  28. UCity | 8:58 am |

    Beware of failing when attempting to hang.

  29. UCity | 8:59 am |

    …for hang yourself …for hang someone. You saying I’m not someone?

  30. Big Fat Cat | 12:49 pm |

    We tried this on Saddam Hussein.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:10 pm |

    Maybe … for caption?

  32. Marum | 4:13 am |

    @J-Luke 0601.
    Did you say Youth in Asia?

  33. PeeBee | 7:47 am |

    Recommended by David Carradine.

  34. M.U. | 9:42 am |

    …I’d just like to know what the heck I’m looking at in the “someone” picture.

  35. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:13 pm |

    @M.U.: Just google ‘bondage hook’ for images. Even with safe search on you’ll get the idea.

  36. Big Fat Cat | 3:43 am |

    For Rilax Kuma?

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