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posted on 30 Apr 2017 in Bags/Packaging

for-hang-yourself

Adjust the noose and hang the whole family!

Photo courtesy of Stacy Johnson.
Hanger accessory found in Japan. 

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    “Rilax” is the wonder antsuicidal drug.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Rilax while swinging

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Something for every one

  4. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I see.
    1. Install hanging rail.

    2. Both you and your lady hang from it, and make love..

    3. Relax.

    4. Fall headfirst onto floor.

  5. Marum | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 2  

    Q. What do you call a whole heap of Maoris on Prozac?

    A. Once Were Worriers.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes with a lifetime guarantee.

  7. jjhitt | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    OK… the loop part goes over a nail in the wall. And the large bulbous end goes where? The picture isn’t clear.

  8. Marum | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Yu Noo Hoo 0417. My concept of “lifetime” has forever been perverted by that hilarious comedy series “Allo Allo”.

    Mimi Le Bonc, the little homicidal maiac, has poisoned the bottle of wine.

    The German Officer looks at the bottle of wine and asks: “Ist siss a gut wein?”

    Mimi Le Bonc replies: ‘Eet is ze best wine you will drink, for the rest of your life.’

    SEE!

  9. Marum | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt. Having installed many. The knob goes on the end of the chrome rail to cover the sharp edges, and for cosmetic reasons.

    Where did you thimk it went? 😉

  10. Marum | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Thimk or thwm.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    On sale at any Euthanasia store near you.

  12. Marum | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh. In this case it is also the supporting bracket, it puts the rail it is105mm below where you mount it. The rail is usually 2400mm long. I know japanese houses are small. But 240mm?

  13. Marum | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW At 2400mm one also needs a cetre support bracket.

  14. Marum | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    centre

  15. Marum | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Actually, sounds like our wardrobe at home. It was a large built in, with 2x 2400 rails and a 240mm one in the corner. I had any of my hanging stuff on the 240mm one, and my wife had the rest.

  16. Marum | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This on may be.precut. So the bracket goes through the loop. Strange.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Buy this product and you, too, can be well hung.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I get it. It’s for hanging clothing bought from this store.
    http://www.engrish.com/2016/05/maybe/

    Maybe…

  19. Marum | 5:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT Would yiou class a Venus Sex Shop, as a Hard Ware Store?

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 5:32 am: Well, I suppose one could get wood there, and possibly screws.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    One reason to be wary of Asian hookers.

  22. J-Luke | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Presented to you by Euthinasia.

  23. Pete | 7:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Gomez said: “Tighter, Morticia, tighter!!!”

  24. Pete | 7:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    And then said “Thing, give her a hand!!!”

  25. Lora | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Someone looks like they’re being probed by aliens.

  26. Long Tom | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s actually meant to prevent suicide. Once you try to figure out how to kill yourself with that thing, you’ll be so distracted you’ll forget about wanting to do so in the first place.

  27. Geo | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    One size fits all.

  28. UCity | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of failing when attempting to hang.

  29. UCity | 8:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    …for hang yourself …for hang someone. You saying I’m not someone?

  30. Big Fat Cat | 12:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    We tried this on Saddam Hussein.

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe … for caption?

  32. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @J-Luke 0601.
    Did you say Youth in Asia?

  33. PeeBee | 7:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Recommended by David Carradine.

  34. M.U. | 9:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    …I’d just like to know what the heck I’m looking at in the “someone” picture.

  35. A Non-Y Mouse | 7:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @M.U.: Just google ‘bondage hook’ for images. Even with safe search on you’ll get the idea.

  36. Big Fat Cat | 3:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    For Rilax Kuma?

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