Sorry, I’m abstinate.

posted on 7 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

deep-fried-fish-with-sexy-curry

This explains the birth rate in India.

Photo courtesy of Jamie Shepherd.
Thai restaurant in Hangzhou, China.

35 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    And a skimpy skirt

  2. Big Fat Cat | 4:03 am |

    Curry is so sexist. That explains why both China and India have an imbalance of sexes.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    A nice fish akimbo

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:05 am |

    I’m currious.

  5. Marum | 4:05 am |

    Q: What was 4 inches long and smelt of curry?

    A: Grant Kenny’s finger.

    Exp: Grabt Kenny champion Iron Man, married Lisa Curry champion Swimmer.. Since divorced.

  6. Geo | 4:05 am |

    Putting the “Deep” in “Deep fried fish”.

  7. Marum | 4:06 am |

    Grant Kenny

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |

    – Would you like us to arrange an expiration date with it, Sir?

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:07 am |

    That curry, always getting into ladies’ pantries.

  10. Marum | 4:08 am |

    Jokes about women and fish, are too indelicate, even for me.

  11. Marum | 4:12 am |

    If you eat too much curry, you will have no trouble not losing your train ticket.

    You can hold it between the cheeks of your bum.

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:13 am |

    Must be more than just ”Cute Curry” (which uses 100% Japanese apple and cheerful hamster).

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Someone’s been cumin in the curry.

  14. Long Tom | 4:16 am |

    “I’m too sexy for my chow…”

  15. Marum | 4:18 am |

    I reckon the Chinese hanle Chilli better than curry.

    There used to be a Chinese Restaurant at Manuka, that did a Chilli Chicken to die for.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    If you order this curry, be sure to use a condiment.

  17. Marum | 4:21 am |

    A Long Tom 0416.. Never knew you Luurrrrved dogs so much.

  18. Marum | 4:22 am |

    Oh. Manuka Canberra Aust.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am |

    – Darling? Is it just me or this curry really said ”Let’s do it”?

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    Coney island whitefish?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:59 am |

    Also called ”Madame Curry”

  22. Marum | 5:46 am |

    There once was a man called Curry,
    Who ran for the Loo in a hurry,
    ‘Twas a slighty off dish,
    Of hot curried fish,
    That caused his bum to explode in a flurry.

  23. jjhitt | 5:53 am |

    To go? No. How about right here on the floor?

  24. jjhitt | 5:54 am |

    They looked at me funny when I asked for a doggy bag.

  25. PeeBee | 5:55 am |

    Goes well on Frankenfurters.

  26. Vulcan64 | 6:00 am |

    Hot damn!

  27. Marum | 6:45 am |

    ♫And it burns, burns, burns,
    The ring of fire♪

  28. Droll not Troll | 7:03 am |

    Served with pr0n crackers.

  29. Pete | 8:20 am |

    Well…this is certainly a fishy way to curry favor!

  30. Lora | 9:44 am |

    That’s very odd since it’s against the law in India just to kiss in public, even at your own wedding.

  31. Classic Steve | 10:24 am |

    Always out to curry favor with the customers.

  32. Johnny Cache | 10:26 am |

    Hurry, hurry, hurry! Buy my rice and curry….

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vFEBZd-fHQ

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:20 am |

    – Boner Appétits!

  34. Long Tom | 3:50 pm |

    @Marum-Well, the singer is too sexy for his cat as well.

  35. RT | 5:16 pm |

    dancing pole is extra.

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