The fairy’s demands didn’t stop there…

posted on 9 Apr 2017 in Clothing, Engrish from Other Countries

how-to-marry-ok

…and quit will be nice to you.

Photo courtesy of Allegra Shazam.
Found in South Korea.

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I never knowed you got five wishes.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    See also ”How to Marry Christmas”

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Good to know that to wuit5 to get to sleep yolopin

  4. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Yolopin the act of sleeping cutesy.

  5. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Curtsy ? Genuflect maybe.

    Althogh the last time i dipped my fingers in the Font, the water caught fire.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I wouldn’t even wear a YOLO pin when I’m awake!

  7. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I see. Yolo is an acronym for “You Only Live Once”

    Thereefore; A Yolo Pin, is a pice of jewellery depicting this logo.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    – Do you, Marry, take this man, Frog, the have and the hold from this day the forward, for batter and for wows, in curtsy and in yolopin, to love and to Shelly, ’till dead do you partially?
    – OK!

  9. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Thus: There is no bloody way you could sleep in one.

    But, you could attach it to various parts of your anatomy.

  10. Marum | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    So! That is the word for a group of Frogs.

    A Kiss of Frogs.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy, is Marry OK?
    – Don’t worry, honey. She’s choice!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    50% OK / 50% Undecided

    – Do not marry
    – Do not single stay
    – Sleep separately

  13. Marum | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Thank God it is not a croak of ’em.

  14. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    @72rd. 0424.. I hope you don’t advocate having sex separately too.

  15. Marum | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Useless infi\ormation: The collective nouns for frogs are: an army of frogs. a knot of frogs. a colony of frogs. a fester of frogs. a bundle of frogs. even a froggery of frogs.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    VI. Get psychiatric help – you’re looking for marriage advice from a shirt!

  17. Chris | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum, 4:28: Not to worry, satisfying sex has always been within arm’s reach.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Frogs in the key of F make nice music, but if they cross a road at the wrong time, frogs B flat.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Advice from Grimm’s Brothers?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    No f-words, please. Only f frogs!

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Are there gods at the bottom of your garden?

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Marum | 4:28 am: Well, in Yolopin …

  23. EffEff | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Flog a frog.

  24. Marum | 6:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are castigated for wearing this dopey T Shirt, you might never have sex again.

  25. Vulcan64 | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Kiss La Frogs

  26. UCity | 9:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Sheesh, if that’s what it takes to marry OK, I’d hate to see what it takes to marry good.

  27. jjhitt | 9:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You only live once – park in neutral
    You only like once – pee in Niagra
    You only live once – party in Nancy

  28. Geo | 9:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s something about Marry…

  29. Lora | 12:04 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    Well no wonder I’m still single!

  30. Long Tom | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I signed up for a vacation and the agent’s name? Merry Johnson!

  31. Long Tom | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What about kissing krauts or limeys?

  32. Pete | 2:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Get thee to a Froggery!

  33. Pete | 2:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Well this is just ridiculous!
    How am I supposed to tell a fairy god apart from any other god?
    What am I looking for, a rainbow t-shirt or something???

  34. Pete | 2:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Frog: “…but you forgot to curtsey…”
    “Shaddup and just KISS me, Kermit!”
    screamed Miss Piggy.

  35. Pete | 2:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    A YOLO Pin??
    What is this, like, the Voodoo part of the procedure?

  36. EffEff | 9:18 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    “I kissed a frog – and it turned into a lift ticket, coin, cellular phone, and then a portable ashtray – but not a prince.”

  37. Pete | 1:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Myself 2:13 pm:

    “Marry had a little lambda…”

  38. jjhitt | 7:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Frog AF!

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