We forgot to protect our brains!

posted on 22 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Video Engrish

world-classic-terrorist

I prefer FedEx movies.

Photo courtesy of AJ Sinker.
Found in Shanghai, China. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of zombies bearing parcels

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    ”ups” or ”oops”?

  3. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Jeez! Yu wouuld not want to accidentally bite your tongue, with those choppers.

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I think they could be North Korean

  5. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a WC (World Classic).

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Rip off of ”Teh Walking Terrorists”

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Call in the Exercisists to defeat the Zumbies.

  8. Marum | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    I hear that his GF. would never let him perfprm oral sex.

  9. Marum | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    perform

  10. Big Fat Cat | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    This is a conspiracy by Jack Ma, founder of Alibaba, to defame UPS and Amazon so Aliexpress can take over the world.

  11. Marum | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Colgate toothpaste, gives you 20% less cavities.

    (I always wondered – 20% less than what?)

  12. Marum | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Assuming that 100% cavities = zero teeth
    Then 20% of 32 (or whatever = 6 teeth
    Therfore using Colgate, leaves one with 6 teeth.

  13. Marum | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I then wonder, what configuration of the six teeth, would be the most adventageous?

  14. Marum | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I like English Horror Movies shown in asian countries. The english apeakers rabbit on silently for ages.
    Then the subtitle says: “Hai” or something like that.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Terrorist? What kind of movie ISIS, anyway?

  16. Marum | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I hope you realize, that the normal human mandible, does not have the range of articulation, to effectively use teeth that long. Therefore they would be ineffective for mauling and tearing.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:28 am: A high class toothpaste would give one fewer cavities. 😉

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    UPS= U Puke Soon.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The zombie movie genre is getting a bit long in the tooth.

  20. Pete | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Could be worse.
    Could be the US “Going Postal” Service.

  21. Conventi | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    World Classic Terrorist – is that vintage Bin Laden ?

  22. Conventi | 7:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Stream now on UPS Prime, or FedFlix.

  23. Marum | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Conventi 0704. Interpol thought they had interceted a truckload of supplies for El Qaeda. The vehicle was despatched from Germany, and was intercepted on the Italian border.

    On the manifest it had: “Laden mit Bier”

  24. Marum | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0450. Sshhh. Don’t tell them the flaw in my logic.

  25. Marum | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I think i have figured the best combination for six teeth.

    1. Two in the front – one top, and one bottom. For nibbling celery sticks, carrots, biting clits etc.

    2. Four at the back, two top, and two bottom, for chewing up herbage. (Like Lophodontae have)

  26. Geo | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Plot twist: UPS-171 is actually the article designation number of a nuclear missile.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Edward Scissorteeth

  28. UCity | 1:44 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    UPS? You mean someone in the movie went postal?

  29. Eggrish | 5:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As if youtube beheading videos weren’t gory enough!

  30. McBee | 7:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Still not sure if BluRay or DVD…? (Maybe both, so that’s why it’s 2 discs?)

  31. alexmagnus | 5:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it surely a UPS and not an SCP?

  32. jjhitt | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “How many times do I have to tell you! NO PO BOXES!”

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