We pratie good ethiics…

posted on 6 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

pratie-makes-perfect

Photo courtesy of Lydia MacKenzie.
T-shirt found in Tianjin, China.

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  1. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    I love a potato

  2. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    Speak softly and carry a large pratie.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    A die-cast shirt would be worse than starched underwear!

  4. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 1  

    The die cast is not for me.

    I’m an untouchable.

  5. algernon | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    The things on t-shirts these days

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    As I said, who you are write confusely I can’t understand what you’re translating.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Die, Cast!

  8. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    “Tis better to be quiet, and have people think you are a fool.

    Than to open your mouth, and dispel all doubt.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Pratie makes perfect boxty.

  10. DrLex | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Where’s Waldo? Obviously in a noisy place…

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Emerson? I could rather imagine John Cleese saying this in a Python sketch.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I can’t hear what you’re saying, your shirt is so loud!

  13. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    As Confucius said: “500 internal translation server error, please try again in a moment”.

  14. Long Tom | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “Your fly is open.”

  15. Marum | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    On their wedding night, Jackie (nee Kennedy) though Ari O. had smuggled a bamboo and two potatoes into his bed….Then she discovered he hadn’t. 😉

  16. Big Fat Cat | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Emma’s son once said, “Pratie your Engrish Perfect and you will be greatly rewarded with a T-shirt!”

  17. Marum | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    thought

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – Excuse me? This shirt has an arrival hole!

  19. Pete | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Ethiics important than ever?
    In Mainland China????
    -oxy the Moron

  20. Pete | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Speak loudly.
    It helps me eliminate you.
    -mao zeDong

  21. Classic Steve | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Not one of his better poems.

  22. UCity | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The early bard gets the warm.

  23. UCity | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    As Hamlet said, “To be not be that is question”.

  24. Marum | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Chilenginare times when ethics important than ever be.

    If you do put a million monkeys and a million typewriters together, you get the occassional gem..

  25. Marum | 8:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Not to “be”.

    Is, or, is not.

    There is no be.

  26. Pete | 8:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Run on we much.

  27. Pete | 8:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 806:

    “There is no try”
    -Yoda

  28. Pete | 8:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    The die cast?
    More like it got stuck in print mode!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Schrödinger’s cast?

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m guessing Emerson said this after a night of drinking and just before passing out.

  31. Filboid | 2:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m pretty sure that was a quote from Edison, that pratie animal! Can you heard me now?

  32. Marum | 3:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    @Filboid 1454.. Wasn’t Edison the bloke, what invented the “Potato Powered Lightbulb, using Tesla’s Jockstrap?

  33. EffEff | 4:24 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The praties grow small.

  34. Rt | 4:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    These foos be too much fo me

    -Abraham Lincoln

  35. Marum | 6:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Chilenginare times when ethics important than ever be,
    And politicians lies we will nevermore see,
    When mutinatonal companies peform their social responsibility,
    While the Lemac sits in the Rhubarb Tree,
    And whistles like a flea.

    (A Lemac is a backward Camel)

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