We pratie good ethiics…

posted on 6 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

pratie-makes-perfect

Photo courtesy of Lydia MacKenzie.
T-shirt found in Tianjin, China.

35 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |

    I love a potato

  2. Marum | 4:05 am |

    Speak softly and carry a large pratie.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    A die-cast shirt would be worse than starched underwear!

  4. Marum | 4:07 am |

    The die cast is not for me.

    I’m an untouchable.

  5. algernon | 4:08 am |

    The things on t-shirts these days

  6. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    As I said, who you are write confusely I can’t understand what you’re translating.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:10 am |

    Die, Cast!

  8. Marum | 4:10 am |

    “Tis better to be quiet, and have people think you are a fool.

    Than to open your mouth, and dispel all doubt.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Pratie makes perfect boxty.

  10. DrLex | 4:18 am |

    Where’s Waldo? Obviously in a noisy place…

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Emerson? I could rather imagine John Cleese saying this in a Python sketch.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    I can’t hear what you’re saying, your shirt is so loud!

  13. DrLex | 4:23 am |

    As Confucius said: “500 internal translation server error, please try again in a moment”.

  14. Long Tom | 4:32 am |

    As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, “Your fly is open.”

  15. Marum | 4:53 am |

    On their wedding night, Jackie (nee Kennedy) though Ari O. had smuggled a bamboo and two potatoes into his bed….Then she discovered he hadn’t. 😉

  16. Big Fat Cat | 4:55 am |

    Emma’s son once said, “Pratie your Engrish Perfect and you will be greatly rewarded with a T-shirt!”

  17. Marum | 4:56 am |

    thought

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |

    – Excuse me? This shirt has an arrival hole!

  19. Pete | 5:09 am |

    Ethiics important than ever?
    In Mainland China????
    -oxy the Moron

  20. Pete | 5:12 am |

    Speak loudly.
    It helps me eliminate you.
    -mao zeDong

  21. Classic Steve | 7:03 am |

    Not one of his better poems.

  22. UCity | 7:39 am |

    The early bard gets the warm.

  23. UCity | 7:44 am |

    As Hamlet said, “To be not be that is question”.

  24. Marum | 8:02 am |

    Chilenginare times when ethics important than ever be.

    If you do put a million monkeys and a million typewriters together, you get the occassional gem..

  25. Marum | 8:06 am |

    Not to “be”.

    Is, or, is not.

    There is no be.

  26. Pete | 8:42 am |

    Run on we much.

  27. Pete | 8:43 am |

    @Marum 806:

    “There is no try”
    -Yoda

  28. Pete | 8:46 am |

    The die cast?
    More like it got stuck in print mode!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:36 am |

    Schrödinger’s cast?

  30. A Non-Y Mouse | 1:55 pm |

    I’m guessing Emerson said this after a night of drinking and just before passing out.

  31. Filboid | 2:54 pm |

    I’m pretty sure that was a quote from Edison, that pratie animal! Can you heard me now?

  32. Marum | 3:54 pm |

    @Filboid 1454.. Wasn’t Edison the bloke, what invented the “Potato Powered Lightbulb, using Tesla’s Jockstrap?

  33. EffEff | 4:24 pm |

    The praties grow small.

  34. Rt | 4:54 pm |

    These foos be too much fo me

    -Abraham Lincoln

  35. Marum | 6:13 pm |

    Chilenginare times when ethics important than ever be,
    And politicians lies we will nevermore see,
    When mutinatonal companies peform their social responsibility,
    While the Lemac sits in the Rhubarb Tree,
    And whistles like a flea.

    (A Lemac is a backward Camel)

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