Whatever you’re thinking — non’t!

posted on 11 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

please-nont-carve

Non’t even think about it.

Photo courtesy of H.C. Jones Photography.
Found in China.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Do, I’m dot a Carver.

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Approved by Carving Klein

  3. Geo | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    But “non’t” is a contraction for “no not”, which means that it’s mandatory to carve in here!

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Just No It.

    – Dike

  5. Marum | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Aww! I was thinking of doing aa “slice and dice job” on the missus.

  6. Marum | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Excuse me Chang. Do you mind if I cut in?

  7. algernon | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Why what did the cow do.

  8. algernon | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    There’s not enough Non’ting in the world

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    No. Or no dot. There is no carve.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Must be the archetypal nonce word.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    You will null your knife on that.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Forgive them, for they no not what they do.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Carve, and U may end up with nonuts.

  14. Pete | 5:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Then how do ya plan to serve me that da*m Peking Duck I just ordered???!!!

  15. Lora | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    *carves into fence* Okay, I non’t.

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Please or visit our website: carving(not)com

  17. Marum | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I still believe, that the “Exploding Chicken”, is the brest meal you can wear.

  18. UCity | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Alright, alright, I mon’t!

  19. EffEff | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Please don’t mutilate our turkeys.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – But I carve to please, Officer!
    – You would carve slippery chickens were north, right, Madam?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can I scratch my noes?

  22. Droll not Troll | 4:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    @Seventy2rd o clock | 12:17 pm: It’s better than scratching your ayes!

  23. Droll not Troll | 4:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Someone made a non’trivial error.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:41 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Online translation: Sum Ting Wong
    Offline carving: Don Car Wing

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @ Droll not Troll | 4:36 pm: You mean scratching aye balls! 😉

  26. Filboid | 10:54 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Slow nown! Nangerous carves ahean!

  27. iLock | 10:55 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Okay I wiln’t.

  28. Big Fat Cat | 3:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But I can break it! ?

  29. Marum | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    May I crave my lady instead?

  30. Peter | 4:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Ok, so can I nraw graffiti ?

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