Winter, Spring, Summer… Fail.

posted on 28 Apr 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

beware-of-failing

It’s a pass/fail attraction.

Photo courtesy of Ben.
Found in Hong Kong.

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  1. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Fall down backwards catchwater or fail

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Failing its in the falling

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Water” or ”Father”?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful, Catchwater!

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Steep enough to be a failing grade.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    If you pass the catchwater test, you can then learn how to juggle steam.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This is the entrance exam for water inspector!

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t fail I was pished.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Failing or falling, you’re going down!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Water Supplies Department supplies water.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I blame global warning.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, I dunno… failing to hit the concrete at the bottom would actually be an advantage.

  13. jjhitt | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    This water tastes like failure.

  14. Frank Burns | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of failing IF you don’t record it and put it on YouTube.

  15. Eggrish | 5:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    After failing, please drown responsibly.

  16. J-Luke | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Catch water because it keeps running.

  17. Classic Steve | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    …or you will end up on FAIL Blog.

  18. Marum | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫Water friend we have in Jesus♪

  19. Marum | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. Which is faster, hot or cold?

    A. Hot of course. For no one yet, has, “caught a hot”.

  20. Marum | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of Flailing?

    Flailing limbs may catch on concrete spillway, and spontaneously fracture.

  21. Marum | 7:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    If you want some fun, go over the spillway when the Dam is releasing water. The recurved bit at the bottom, will hurl you many feet in the air, into the stream below.

    A few precautions:

    1. Go to the toilet first. (Thoroughly)
    2. Wear a life jacket, and a Crash Hat. (With holes in it. You don’t want to sink by the bows like the Titanic)
    3. Have some friends with good water skills stationed downstream, in a rubber-ducky, close to your re-entry point.

    The “jump up” at the bottom will have you pulling 5 – 8 Gs. Therefore, you may lose conciousness. Thus the need to go to the toilet first, 5 – 8Gs will otherwise do the job for you – well within a quarter of a second – but your bum-hole will be sore for a week. I hear tell, it will feel like someone has extruded a hose brick through it, from the inside.

  22. Marum | 8:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I almost forgot:

    5. Wear full length protective clothing, and boots, and protective gloves.
    (accidental contact with the cement, may otherwise abrade you somehwat)

  23. Marum | 8:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Motorcycle leathers come to mind, and make your Crash Hat a Full Face one.

  24. EffEff | 8:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Epic Wile E. Coyote fail!!!

  25. Marum | 8:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh. Have some commonnsense. I am talking about a small weir here, not a dam with a spillway over 50 feet high.

  26. Marum | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Surfing ability is recommended. The skill to handling dumping waves of 8 – 10 feet is mandatory.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Have you been drinking, water?

  28. Long Tom | 2:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    As in “firewater”?

  29. Long Tom | 2:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    When I read the sign carefully, the thought of James Bond villains came to mind.

  30. Lora | 2:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not even autumn and already the nuts are starting to fall. Or fail.

  31. UCity | 3:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Falling into catchwater? I think we may be taking trust exercises a bit far.

  32. Droll not Troll | 9:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    If at first you don’t suck seed…

  33. Big Fat Cat | 3:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Find Waldo, Catch Walter, and don‘t fail!

  34. Peter | 5:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Iguazu, Victoria, Niagara . . . the top three largest fails in the world.

  35. Marum | 3:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A cop who was posted to Niagra Falls,
    Kicked a young Gypsy lad named Gryzalls,
    This action most rash,
    Caused a loud crash,
    For most gypsies have crystal balls.

  36. Peter | 12:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Thankfully we have autumns here, no fail.

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