Your hole is ready, Saddam.

posted on 5 Apr 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

to-arrival-hole

Holesome destination…

Photo courtesy of Thomas Morgan.
Found at restaurant in Aswan, Egypt.

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  1. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 23  Subtract rating 1  

    Tey tell me most of Egypt fits that description

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 1  

    Hole Sweet Hole

  3. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 1  

    How about if ,you arrive via the back-door.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 1  

    After dining you’ll need to use the exit hole.

  5. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 1  

    A navy mate of mine was in Egypt about 50 years ago. In the red-light area, he noticed this bloke ringing a bell, and calling out: “Come and see the Donkey Show.”
    So being young naive, he tagged along and went in, thinking it must be some “animal act”.

    IT MOST CERTAINLY WAS. :blush:

  6. SF | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese tourists will pour in from there.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    – You take the red pill – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the arrival hole goes, Sir.
    – But there is no spoon!

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    What would you expect to find at Ass-wan Egypt? Of course, arrival and departure holes.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Please check in at the tourist orifice.

  10. algernon | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    Is the departure hole nearby

  11. algernon | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    So what’s in the arrivals hole

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Nice of you to drop in.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Next we’re taking the Sphinx tour.

  14. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This is not Egypt, it is Sparta!

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be one of those holefood restaurants.

  16. Geo | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder, do they have an Internet hole?

  17. Marum | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo 0422. Did you mean the Sphincter Tour?

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:22 am: Is that a reference to “The Sexual Life of the Camel”?

  19. jjhitt | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I was actually looking for the exit pole.

  20. Marum | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    You will be billed on a pro rata basis, according to how much of the hole you use.

    If you exceed its capacity, you will be fine.

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    You are well come.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Slippery when wet

  23. Marum | 5:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Our tours guarantee you; The hole authentic experience.

  24. Marum | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @jjhitt 0520. Sorry sir, We only have 2 Poms, a Czech, and an Ouled Nail.

  25. Pete | 6:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Guessing it’s cleaner than the departure hole.

  26. Pete | 6:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems Arablish is holey ridiculous.

  27. Droll not Troll | 6:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 1  

    @Marum | 4:03 am: You need to watch out for crack dealers there.

  28. Chris | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For you, it’s only an exit.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hole again

  30. EffEff | 9:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete: My favourite is “Diesel Fuel in Arabic”

  31. Pete | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    EffEff 904:

    وقود (WaQud)
    ديزل؟ (Diesel)

    Say What??

    I must have missed something.
    Apparently I need translation from the EffEff-lish….

  32. Pete | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I just thought of something.

    Perhaps the sign is for both Egyptian and foreign tourist MICE…..

  33. Long Tom | 10:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Not the same meaning as “hole-in-the-wall” presumably.

  34. Long Tom | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 1  

    @Marum-Egypt actually tries their damnedest to make American tourists as welcome as possible. Because we tend to spend the most. Mubarak? Morsi? Military government? No matter.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    <– To Non-Hole of Water

  36. PeeBee | 12:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that how I get to the Hole-y land?

  37. EffEff | 1:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete:

    I was referring to this old gem:

    http://www.engrish.com/2012/11/thats-what-they-told-me-to-write/

  38. EffEff | 1:51 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The “Diesel Fuel” example wasn’t true Arablish, as it was the result of a misunderstanding not mistranslation. But it got quite a few laughs out fo me.

  39. Long Tom | 3:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete-That sign must have been written for Geronimo Stilton.

  40. Pete | 4:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Long Tom:

    Indeed.

    EffEff:

    I still don’t get it. Oh well. Whatevs.

  41. Droll not Troll | 8:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll love the pie-hole-watering dishes!

  42. Marum | 6:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Pete
    Long Tpm
    EffEff

    GOD!! If one used distillate on the Entry Hole, the results would not bear thinking about.

  43. Marum | 4:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    If you turn your screen 90 degrees, so you can see down the side – you will see it’s a gate.

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