A reel allention getter…

posted on 31 May 2017 in Clothing

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Oven a smile and HELLO can’t fix this.

Photo courtesy of Devin Lynn Hopkins.

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  1. coffeebot | 4:01 am |

    Hello Mouseketear!

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Its the Monkey mouse show with Annette Fulla chello

  3. Marum | 4:03 am |

    It’s Hansel and Gretel. They’re going to put Mickey in the oven.

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Singnellecant you deserve Allen

  5. Marum | 4:05 am |

    But I don’t know any of those people.

    Why do they deserve my alienation.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    They deserve you, allantoin. Their skin is in terrible condition.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    A carear is what you have when your career is behind you.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Someone is really taking the Mickey!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    What is this I don’t oven

  10. Marum | 4:19 am |

    I don’t think I would signal c-nt either.

    My first instinct would be to keep it all for myself.

  11. Pete | 4:21 am |

    Hello, Honey.
    Did you oven know they slipped you a mickey?
    Or were you not paying allantion?

  12. Marum | 4:21 am |

    My car doesn’t have ears.

    They call ’em doors.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:30 am |

    This t-shirt deserves alienation.

  14. SF | 4:31 am |

    Car-rear? 1956? Looks like a drive-in. If all you do is smile and say hello, these were innocent times indeed.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |

    Oh, I see. The thing with 1956 on it is a set of ears to put on your car.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:38 am |

    What made those people so ill they can’t sign?

  17. Marum | 4:46 am |

    So! They sold 1,956 of those Mickey Mouse skull-caps.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:48 am |

    While I was checking the spelling of allantoin, I found this article: Could hidden-face-cream-Ingredient-extend-life?

  19. Marum | 4:51 am |

    @SF 0431.
    Don’t knock Drive-in Theatres mate. From the late 50s to the early 70s, they were responsible for increasing the population of Aust.

  20. Marum | 4:54 am |

    Plus bench seats and large steering wheels, often rendered a “strategic withdrawl” impossible.

  21. jjhitt | 5:26 am |

    “Hello Honey” makes me think of either a Ta Ta Bar or the ‘Here’s Johnny’ scene in The Shining. Two words in and I’m already overloaded.

  22. Long Tom | 5:26 am |

    Who’s the leader of the club that’s made for you and me?
    Signillicant allanation, oven and honey!

  23. DrLex | 5:40 am |

    @Long Tom: Allan is the leader. That’s why everything will be signillcantly Allantioned.

  24. Pete | 7:17 am |

    I know a gal who is blessed with an amazing ca-rear!

  25. Marum | 7:27 am |

    This girl is getting dressed to go to a ball. Suddenly a mouse runs across the floor, up her ballgown, and appears between her breasts.

    She looks down and asks. “Are you a Titmouse?”

    The mouse replies: ‘Gasp! No! I’m a Mickey Mouse with rooted brakes!’

  26. UCity | 7:51 am |

    I don’t knaw, I’ve said hello to same peuple, only to have it come beck, and get me right in the carear!

  27. UCity | 7:57 am |

    Car-ears? I believe the term you’re looking for is “butterfly doors”.

  28. Big Fat Cat | 8:52 am |

    Pete 7:07am : Are you talking about Kim Kadashian?

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:58 am |

    Say HELLO, think TRANSLATE

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:00 am |

    So Mickey Mouse’s upper part of the head is called ”carear”

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:02 am |

    I tried to smile and the oven exploded

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:06 am |

    Signill dan’t deserve allantion, oven if microwave.

  33. Johnny Cache | 9:32 am |

    OMG whut? I don’t oven…..

  34. Lora | 9:44 am |

    Reading this shirt is giving me Dizz-ney spells.

  35. UCity | 9:57 am |

    Better to be a signilliCAN than a signilliCANT.

  36. UCity | 10:02 am |

    Indeed, I’ve met many worthy fringes, call leagues, and ack quaint winces in my time.

  37. Pete | 11:19 am |

    BFC 8:52:

    Nope. Not her. Her ca-rear is much TOO big for me.
    Not into that. Faced with the choice of a gal with a huge career vs. a more modest career, the modesty tends to draw my more than big, loud, and in yer face.

  38. Garst | 10:44 pm |

    Is that why the old witch wanted to put Hansel and Gretel in the oven? All they did was smile and say hello?

  39. Marum | 3:00 am |

    Yes. She was in to grope sex.

  40. RT | 11:54 pm |

    how to progress in your workplace, by rachel ray

  41. Wm Jas | 10:53 pm |

    Marum 7:27 a.m. – I feel stupid having to ask, but what are “rooted brakes”? Google couldn’t tell me.

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