But now it will later!

posted on 17 May 2017 in Toiletries, Transportation

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Can you bought this me tomorrow?

Photo courtesy of Nichole Heirigs.
Car freshener found in Japan.

23 captions

  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    The smell of love

  2. Marum | 4:01 am |

    You can’t fsrt in the Kimgswood.

    I’ve fust polished the door handles.

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Comes in backseat

  4. Marum | 4:02 am |

    fart

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    @Marum | 4:02 am: Fsrt is a wet one. 😛

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    It may not be before but it makes you smell better behind.

  7. Marum | 4:08 am |

    In the old days of Drive In Theatres; When you saw the brake lights come on, you knew he was tryinng for the last inch.

  8. Marum | 4:08 am |

    It was also a sign of an impending wedding.

  9. DrLex | 4:08 am |

    Duh, if it would have been before, it would not be new!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    This makes no scents at all.

  11. Marum | 4:19 am |

    WARNING

    May cause unsolicited offers.

    It makes your car smell like a Tea House.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Put it in the back of your pants to get a ring of confidence.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |

    Maruco is owned by the famous Japanese cat Maru and the products smell like him.

  14. Long Tom | 4:22 am |

    The TV program “Saturday Night Live” once had a joke advertisement for a “new car smell” spray.

  15. Marum | 4:23 am |

    The before has gone. The after is not yet come.

    There is only the now glasshopper.

  16. Marum | 4:24 am |

    If you remenmber what the old blind monk said ,about ambition.

  17. Marum | 4:33 am |

    This bloke and his lady were trying for the fifth one on the back seat, when another car ran up the back of theirs. They both got out, and thanked the driver.

  18. jjhitt | 5:06 am |

    Why does ‘Sexy Rich’ turn into ‘Tacky Cheap’ so quickly.

  19. Frank Burns | 5:12 am |

    That new car smell really takes me back.

  20. UCity | 8:02 am |

    Nouveau riche: People who have acquired wealth that is not before.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:16 am |

    Schrödinger’s car

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:19 am |

    Not is before, but after shave.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:25 am |

    Not was the new yeah

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