But now it will later!

posted on 17 May 2017 in Toiletries, Transportation

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Can you bought this me tomorrow?

Photo courtesy of Nichole Heirigs.
Car freshener found in Japan.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The smell of love

  2. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You can’t fsrt in the Kimgswood.

    I’ve fust polished the door handles.

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes in backseat

  4. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    fart

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:02 am: Fsrt is a wet one. 😛

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It may not be before but it makes you smell better behind.

  7. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    In the old days of Drive In Theatres; When you saw the brake lights come on, you knew he was tryinng for the last inch.

  8. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    It was also a sign of an impending wedding.

  9. DrLex | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Duh, if it would have been before, it would not be new!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    This makes no scents at all.

  11. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING

    May cause unsolicited offers.

    It makes your car smell like a Tea House.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Put it in the back of your pants to get a ring of confidence.

  13. Big Fat Cat | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Maruco is owned by the famous Japanese cat Maru and the products smell like him.

  14. Long Tom | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    The TV program “Saturday Night Live” once had a joke advertisement for a “new car smell” spray.

  15. Marum | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The before has gone. The after is not yet come.

    There is only the now glasshopper.

  16. Marum | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If you remenmber what the old blind monk said ,about ambition.

  17. Marum | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This bloke and his lady were trying for the fifth one on the back seat, when another car ran up the back of theirs. They both got out, and thanked the driver.

  18. jjhitt | 5:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Why does ‘Sexy Rich’ turn into ‘Tacky Cheap’ so quickly.

  19. Frank Burns | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    That new car smell really takes me back.

  20. UCity | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Nouveau riche: People who have acquired wealth that is not before.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Schrödinger’s car

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Not is before, but after shave.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Not was the new yeah

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