…but only consensual…

posted on 18 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

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Photo courtesy of Jayine Chung.
Portable cutlery case found in S. Korea.

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  1. Marum | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    RIGHT ON BRO!!!

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Donalds favorite

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 21  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s inside

  4. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    She is also probably, the finest pussy in the Cathouse.

  5. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon 0403. Never been able to see that far, but it feels superb. 😀

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I love them, so I grab them.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    @algernon | 4:03 am: A pen is inside. 😉

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    In South korea, Happy Mother Day is also called Happy Pussy Day.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Pussy love you good time!

  10. Salome | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Do you have a free pencil, Mrs Slocum?

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    A happy pussy puts lead in your pencil.

  12. DrLex | 4:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I bet this pencil case was bought at the Pen Island store.

  13. Frank Burns | 5:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    He tells Hillary it’s a “pencil box”, but it’s really Bill’s new humidor.

  14. jjhitt | 5:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Vastly superior to alligators.

  15. Marum | 5:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    From: “Are You Being Served”

    Miss Brahns: “The fireman was teetering round on top of a high ladder trying to grab Mrs Slocombe’s pussy.”

    Cptn. Peacock – one eyebrow raised, cup of tea in hand with little finger crook’d: “Very heroic these firemen.”

    Mrs Slocombe: “Yes. My poor Anastasia was traumatised for weeks after that.”

  16. Marum | 5:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    That episode, along with the rat and HealthInspector one from Faulty Towers, were my favourites. British comedy shows were the best, by a country mile.

  17. Marum | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Salome 0419. Only the Yanks spell it “Slocum” . The Poms go for “Slocombe”

    Only the Poms could have a name like “Chomondley” = Chumley.

    Truly, we are countries, by a common language, divided.

    Unless, of course, you meant to imply something toally different. 😉

    From which, I took, to infer the wrong meaning.

  18. Marum | 6:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    There once was a man clled Chomondley,
    Who sat in his office so glomondley,
    His boss said. “Gus,”
    Why do you sit thus,
    So homondley, glomondley, domondley.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Are you kitten me?

  20. coffeebot | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Grab it!

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Schrödinger’s Pussy?

  22. Pete | 9:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Couldn’t help but notice the front sticker is pink on the inside.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Yes, I have a very good time that not is before.

  24. Marum | 10:50 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Pussy?

    There is nothing better, than a warm punt on a cold night.

  25. RT | 6:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    i need this product nyow

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