Conflicted you are

posted on 11 May 2017 in Bags/Packaging

cute-rabbit-bag

I do want I want.

Photo courtesy of Rika.
Tag found on little cosmetic bag shaped like a rabbit.

23 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Run Rabbit Run Rabbit Run run run

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:04 am |

    Do or do not. There is no rabbit.

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    What can you not want, Rabbit. cute

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    Ike. Just do not want to do it.

  5. Marum | 4:20 am |

    Rabbits certainly do what they do do well.

    I have the figures from a mathematician, that if you start off with a breeding pair – assuming everone lives for three years – at the end of three years you have a cuple of hundred thousand adults, and over 2 million kittens. At the end of six months when the youngsters start breeding, then the numbers REALLY do , do start to increase.

    I don’t know if I can reproduce the figures here, for they are on a two page wide spreadsheet.

  6. Marum | 4:26 am |

    @Algernom 0404. Whay can you do not want?

    Rabbit also tasty.

  7. Marum | 4:29 am |

    Kill rabbit, skin rabbit. Cut up rabbit. Put rabbit in pot, with potatoes and onions.

    MMmmmm! Rabbit Heaven.

  8. Marum | 4:43 am |

    Apparently the NZ Army did a psychological test on army personnel a few years ago. They gave each group of six a rabbit, and sent them out into the bush.

    Results:

    1. The Maoris ate the rabbit on the first day.

    2. The white guys ate the rabbits they had after several days, when they were running low on “Iron Rations”, and getting hungry.

    3. The girls had made a nest for the rabbit in one of the packs, and reserved some iron rations for the rabbit. They then shared the gear from that pack, amongst the other packs. When they got back to base, the girls were starvingly hungry, but the rabbit was fat and warm.

    And the feminist groups try to tell you. there is no inherited difference between boys and girls. BALLS!!!

  9. Marum | 4:43 am |

    EDIT Inherited = inherent.

  10. Frank Burns | 5:57 am |

    I can’t eat rabbit, it makes me jumpy.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 6:06 am |

    I want to do what Roger Rabbit can do!

  12. Droll not Troll | 6:07 am |

    How do you treat a sick rabbit?
    Give it some hare tonic.

  13. DrLex | 6:36 am |

    I hope cute rabbit bag is not airtight, or cute rabbit inside won’t stay cute for long.

  14. Lora | 8:03 am |

    I’ve heard of letting the cat out of the bag, but never the cute rabbit.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 9:30 am |

    I was trying to pull the rabbit out of the sac but I pull something hairy instead.

  16. J-Luke | 10:59 am |

    Trying to understand this tag makes you rabbid.

  17. EffEff | 12:22 pm |

    @Big Fat Cat: Rabbits aren’t hairy???

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:48 pm |

    These question answer not can.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:53 pm |

    From those ”Bags Bunny” cartoons

  20. Geo | 12:56 pm |

    Whatever you do, do NOT follow the white rabbit.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:59 pm |

    – Can’t you do not want to do?
    – Yes! I am!

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:27 pm |

    @Frank Burns | 5:57 am: Rabbit meat always tastes bitter to me. I think it’s the hops.

  23. Myself | 8:58 pm |

    I think I thought I saw you there, rabbit.

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