Happy Mothar’s Day

posted on 14 May 2017 in Signs

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Photo courtesy of Andrew Woolner.
Flower store found in Tokyo.

28 captions

  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:01 am |

    Sent by Farther!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:01 am |

    Mothar is a b*tch

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    She’s the bamb

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |

    Flowar Powar

  5. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Well. Hibiscus are edible

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    They’re confusing Mothers’ Day with Pirates’ Day.

  7. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Mothar pig farthar pig

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:04 am |

    It’s Godzilla vs Mothra time!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    If the cat face is a likeness of the offspring I guess we can excuse the spelling.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |

    Our Fathar, Who art in heavan. Halloween be Thy Name …

  11. Marum | 4:08 am |

    Tis young Japanese bloke, Lurved his mothaaarrr!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |

    Your mothar was a hamstar and your fathar smalt of aldarbarrias!

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |

    Arr, I got ye a new eye patch motharrr.

  14. Marum | 4:14 am |

    If you go to a traditional Sashimi dinner, aven after a load of Saki, it is considered bad form to start nibbling the platter it is served on.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    I tried living with flowers but I had to leave on account of stalkers.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    The mothar was once a caterpillar.

  17. Marum | 4:22 am |

    She must be a good Catholic.

    She keeps yelling for Father Up.

  18. Marum | 4:31 am |

    “Daddy. Do people go to Heaven feet first?”

    ‘No son. Why?”

    “Well, today mummy was lying on the floor, with both legs in the air screaming, “GOD!!! I’m COMING!!!!” and she was lifting 2 feet up in the air. I reckon if the milkman hadn’t been in there holding her down, she’d have gone.”

  19. Marum | 4:37 am |

    Here’s to stealing drinking and cheating.

    If you must steal: Steal a heart.

    If you must drink: Drink with me.

    If you must cheat: Cheat Death.

    A toast to you all. ♥

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |

    Is this Angrish Life Style?

  21. Long Tom | 5:43 am |

    Frenk Zeppe End Tha Mothars.

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:31 am |

    Next time I’ll try the Yo Mama Flower Market.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:33 am |

    Don’t forget the unmerried mothars.

  24. Tom P. | 3:33 pm |

    Even Mothra had a mothar.

  25. Lora | 10:43 pm |

    They used to sell clothes, but the mothars kept eating them.

  26. Droll not Troll | 2:10 am |

    Tell your Mothar that you larva.

  27. zankhana | 6:22 am |

    Start your mothars!

  28. Peter | 12:51 am |

    Did they mean “mortar” . . . or “brothel” ?

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