Happy Mothar’s Day

posted on 14 May 2017 in Signs

thanks-mothar

Photo courtesy of Andrew Woolner.
Flower store found in Tokyo.

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  1. Big Fat Cat | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Sent by Farther!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Mothar is a b*tch

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    She’s the bamb

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Flowar Powar

  5. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Well. Hibiscus are edible

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re confusing Mothers’ Day with Pirates’ Day.

  7. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Mothar pig farthar pig

  8. Big Fat Cat | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s Godzilla vs Mothra time!

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    If the cat face is a likeness of the offspring I guess we can excuse the spelling.

  10. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 1  

    Our Fathar, Who art in heavan. Halloween be Thy Name …

  11. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Tis young Japanese bloke, Lurved his mothaaarrr!

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Your mothar was a hamstar and your fathar smalt of aldarbarrias!

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Arr, I got ye a new eye patch motharrr.

  14. Marum | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If you go to a traditional Sashimi dinner, aven after a load of Saki, it is considered bad form to start nibbling the platter it is served on.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I tried living with flowers but I had to leave on account of stalkers.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The mothar was once a caterpillar.

  17. Marum | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    She must be a good Catholic.

    She keeps yelling for Father Up.

  18. Marum | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 2  

    “Daddy. Do people go to Heaven feet first?”

    ‘No son. Why?”

    “Well, today mummy was lying on the floor, with both legs in the air screaming, “GOD!!! I’m COMING!!!!” and she was lifting 2 feet up in the air. I reckon if the milkman hadn’t been in there holding her down, she’d have gone.”

  19. Marum | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Here’s to stealing drinking and cheating.

    If you must steal: Steal a heart.

    If you must drink: Drink with me.

    If you must cheat: Cheat Death.

    A toast to you all. ♥

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Is this Angrish Life Style?

  21. Long Tom | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Frenk Zeppe End Tha Mothars.

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Next time I’ll try the Yo Mama Flower Market.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t forget the unmerried mothars.

  24. Tom P. | 3:33 pm |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Even Mothra had a mothar.

  25. Lora | 10:43 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    They used to sell clothes, but the mothars kept eating them.

  26. Droll not Troll | 2:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Tell your Mothar that you larva.

  27. zankhana | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Start your mothars!

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