Honey, we’re out of toilet paper and helmets!

posted on 26 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

bathtub-launches

I’ve heard of bombardier toilets but this is ridiculous.

Photo courtesy of Phil Bagshaw.
Bathtub found in China.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    Be careful where the piston goes

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Ready for take off, here come the camels

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    The bathtub launches but the shower stalls.

  4. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 22  Subtract rating 0  

    China’s space program is very weird.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    The bathtub launches and the bathroom sinks.

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Please use unleaded soap.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The warnings may be warm but the water is cold!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Sometimes the launch is scrubbed. The bathtub? We can hope.

  9. Big Fat Cat | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Space Odydsey 2017!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    In space, no-one can hear you scream “WTF!?’

  11. coffeebot | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate circus toilets.

  12. Nonsuch Ned | 6:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    And please remember to wear your harness on the toilet / ejection seat.

  13. UCity | 6:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    To cleanliness… and beyond!

  14. Pete | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    In the infamous words of Henny Youngman:

    “Launch my wife, PLEASE!”

  15. Pete | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Warm warnings?
    What the heck does that mean??
    Is that akin to a bathtub offer I can’t refuse???

  16. UCity | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome aboard! And uh, sorry for all the broken glass. Someone stepped on a jar piston and they are rather fragile, you know.

  17. DrLex | 7:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete: usually it are warm prompts.

  18. Nonsuch Ned | 8:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    And in the words of Cleveland Brown…
    “Oh No!, Not again!”

  19. Marum | 9:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If you ignore the warm warnings, you get RED HONE WARNINGS!

  20. Marum | 9:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    HONE? = HOT

  21. Marum | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dr Lex & Pete 0700. In the bathroom, it is the hot tips which are of concern. Do NOT bend over to pick up the soap.

  22. Marum | 9:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Do not jar your inner piston.

  23. Marum | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Thhere is nothing worse than piston broke in China.

  24. Marum | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The steam piston, reminds me of the old rhyme about a bloke who built a mahine, to satisfy his insatiable wfe.

    There was a line drawing of a steam driven Heath Robertson device, descibed as:
    ‘Twas powered ny a belt-driven-wheel,
    Powering a prick of tempered steel.

    It was imaged in a cloud of steam, sitting there going; chuffa chuffa chuffa.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    WARNING: No cool warnings

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy! I see that piston!

  27. EffEff | 12:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m going into space with nothing but my purple helmet.

  28. jjhitt | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The Jacuzzi is due for re-entry in 20 minutes.

  29. Pete | 8:10 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of hot flashes.
    But not hot flushes.

  30. Long Tom | 4:42 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    “See that bathtub, Junior? You can pretend that it is a spaceship and you are an astronaut!”

  31. Peter | 10:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I hate warm weather, warm water, warm everything.
    Just serve the warnings cool, please!

  32. UCity | 6:40 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems like they may have to scrub the mission.

  33. Olog-hai | 1:30 am |

    So that’s how the hot tub time machine is operated . . . that jar inner piston.

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