I was there once when I was little.

posted on 15 May 2017 in Buildings, Signs

womb

…and it’s a baby shoe!

Photo courtesy of Unagi Mimi.
Found in Kyoto, Japan.

34 captions

  1. Marum | 4:01 am |

    Ask not for whom the Womb tolls.

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |

    With those large glass doors, it is obviously a Womb with a view.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Just like a little hidden pocket

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |

    What a strange name for shoes

  5. Marum | 4:05 am |

    It is a place for feet all problems.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Right next door to womA.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    It’s a japanese joke – jest Asian.

  8. Marum | 4:07 am |

    It is a very noisy place. There is endless banging going on.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:09 am |

    Where do you keep the eggs?

  10. Marum | 4:11 am |

    @DnT 0405.
    Wasn’t that the Mexican fireman?

    He named his two sons – Hose A and Hose B.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    When the fleet is in port they get a lot of seamen.

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:15 am |

    Helpful staff at your cervix.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    “Honey, I just felt the baby kick. I swear it’s wearing shoes!”

  14. Marum | 4:16 am |

    Q. What is the difference between a Pianist and a Penis?

    A. A Pianist tickles the ivories.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    You can get there by train. Just take the tube.

  16. Marum | 4:21 am |

    We have the most accomodating cervix, in the whole of Japan.

  17. Big Fat Cat | 4:28 am |

    We only accept cash, no credit cred.

  18. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |

    No, there is no rear entrance.

  19. iLock | 7:22 am |

    To Womb It May Concern:
    We are having a sale!

  20. J-Luke | 9:11 am |

    You can only shop there for 9 months before they kick you out.

  21. PeeBee | 9:51 am |

    Better put down a tarp. It’s time for the monthly clearance.

  22. Lora | 11:55 am |

    “I still remember how it began,
    They produced a carbon copy man
    Born in a science lab late one night,
    Without a mother or a father,
    Just a test tube and a womb with a view”

    -I Think I’m a Clone Now by Weird Al Yankovic

  23. Nonsuch Ned | 12:13 pm |

    Do they accept returns?

  24. Nonsuch Ned | 12:18 pm |

    9:00 is closing time but they always have to drag out kicking and screaming.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:43 pm |

    Nothing new, I’ve seen the womb before

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:46 pm |

    Womb, a product of Mothar

  27. Nonsuch Ned | 2:01 pm |

    Ready to accept your purchase.

  28. Nonsuch Ned | 2:02 pm |

    Just be ready for long delivery times.

  29. Droll not Troll | 10:58 pm |

    The place will be changing soon. We’re getting the painters in.

  30. Long Tom | 1:04 am |

    They had to put some of the shoes outside the front door because too many people entered thinking it was a maternity shop.

  31. Marum | 4:40 am |

    The real problem, is that these stiffs keep popping in and out ,and keep spitting all over the place.

  32. zankhana | 6:18 am |

    What a crazy name – bring that “hysteric to me”!!!!!

  33. Nonsuch Ned | 6:42 am |

    That’s quite a kick, it’s like the baby has boots on.

  34. Peter | 12:53 am |

    Used to live there before I was born.

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