I’m not looking forward to this.

posted on 21 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

various-types-of-dread

Photo courtesy of James Bourne.
Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You can always find some dread in a pot.

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter, there’s a hair in my dreads.

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Would you like some reggae with that?

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – Why don’t you eat your dreads, sweetie?
    – I can’t get them off my head, Mommy!

  5. algernon | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Horror costs more

  6. algernon | 4:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Lots of puit too

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    None for me, thanks. I’m having creeps for dessert.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Freshly daked, with dutter.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Give us this bay our baily dread…

  10. J-Luke | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 2  

    Let’s see what we have here:
    spinach, Brussels sprouts, chicory, endive…

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Sequel to the Night of the Living Dead – Morning of the Freshly Dread.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    I’d rather have a bowl of conflicts with milk.

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    – Don’t worry, Madam. After six mouths of this, you’ll be fine!

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s the yeast of our worries!

  15. Marum | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    IT’ S PREDATURD!!

  16. DrLex | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Pick your poison.

  17. Marum | 6:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @J_Luke 0433. If you end Chard it’ll Beet the Endive you.

  18. Marum | 6:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I believe when Bob Marley died, they found half a dozen varieties of nits, previously unknown to science.

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Please put your dread on a plait.

  20. Marum | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 2  

    BTW. Don’t have sex with any of the local men or women. AIDS is rife.

    Take your own route. 😆

  21. markm | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    1. Dread the bill.

    2. Dread what this meal will do to your digestive tract.

  22. Marum | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You have to leave when they play Taps.

  23. UCity | 8:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Hmmm, I detect in this dish some phobia, mixed with alarm, some apprehension, a sense of impending doom, with perhaps a touch of consternation.

  24. Pete | 12:37 pm |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s funny…I had several types of dread when I was in mainland China, too!

  25. Droll not Troll | 7:15 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Comrades! Let us toast to the success of our evil scheme!

  26. Droll not Troll | 8:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Awww!!

  27. Marum | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    It is just not my “Dread and Batter”.

  28. Marum | 5:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Try that again It is just not my “Dread and Dutter”.

  29. pasdrole | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Pot luck!

  30. Peter | 9:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No surprise from such a dreadful nation.

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