Inoculation appetizer available

Burns both ways

Must be Camel meat.

Because a Bacterium is a camrl with two humps.

Fresh from the can

Can’t be all bad if it contains pot.

I would never eat it, until I knew woks in it.

Part of a microbe biotic diet.

It detonates, about an hour after you’ve eaten it.

“Irony rations”

I caught some fresh bacteria and now it burns when I juice.

♫And it burns burns burns,

The ring of fire♪

Juice live in Israel.

@Marum | 4:19 am: The chef here must be a food nazi, then.

Freshly rotten!

Specimen found in a lab for cultured bacteria.

That which does not bacillus, makes us stronger.

Waiter! There’s a bug in my juice!

A little mold on pot is o.k., but I draw the line at bacteria.

How bad a chef do you have to be to burn the juice?

What the Chinese business elites eat during staph meetings.

Go away, bacteria

This restaurant isn’t too popular for some reason. It’s as if it can’t be seen with the naked eye.

– And have a contagious evening, Madam.

I believe “burn juice” is just a euphemism for tabasco sauce.

Man, what were those bacteria smoking?

Was it a Chipotle restaurant by any chance?

I already have ONE mouth ulcer…

One of the main criteria for a good cafeteria . . . they must serve bacteria.