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posted on 19 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

burn-juice-fresh-bacteria-pot

Because old bacteria is just unsanitary…

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.
Menu found in Beijing restaurant. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Burns both ways

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Must be Camel meat.

    Because a Bacterium is a camrl with two humps.

  3. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Fresh from the can

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t be all bad if it contains pot.

  5. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I would never eat it, until I knew woks in it.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Part of a microbe biotic diet.

  7. Marum | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It detonates, about an hour after you’ve eaten it.

  8. Marum | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    “Irony rations”

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I caught some fresh bacteria and now it burns when I juice.

  10. Marum | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫And it burns burns burns,

    The ring of fire♪

  11. Marum | 4:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Juice live in Israel.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:19 am: The chef here must be a food nazi, then.

  13. DrLex | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Freshly rotten!

  14. Big Fat Cat | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Specimen found in a lab for cultured bacteria.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    That which does not bacillus, makes us stronger.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Waiter! There’s a bug in my juice!

  17. Frank Burns | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    A little mold on pot is o.k., but I draw the line at bacteria.

  18. Classic Steve | 7:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    How bad a chef do you have to be to burn the juice?

  19. Pete | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    What the Chinese business elites eat during staph meetings.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Go away, bacteria

  21. Lora | 11:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This restaurant isn’t too popular for some reason. It’s as if it can’t be seen with the naked eye.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – And have a contagious evening, Madam.

  23. Geo | 1:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I believe “burn juice” is just a euphemism for tabasco sauce.

  24. Geo | 1:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, what were those bacteria smoking?

  25. Long Tom | 6:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Was it a Chipotle restaurant by any chance?

  26. iLock | 2:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I already have ONE mouth ulcer…

  27. Peter | 1:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the main criteria for a good cafeteria . . . they must serve bacteria.

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