Make rodents great again

posted on 23 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

ratriotism

A mouse divided against itself cannot stand!

Photo courtesy of William Veerbeek.
Found at Beihai Park in Beijing, China.

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  1. Droll not Troll | 4:03 am |

    The movement started by Chairman Maose.

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:05 am |

    Someone needs to mind their Ps and Qs.

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    … of their Ps and Rs.

  4. DrLex | 4:08 am |

    Pest control has failed. Now we need riot control.

  5. algernon | 4:08 am |

    Room for the mice

  6. algernon | 4:09 am |

    The rats run amok

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |

    Let’s start a revolution by bringing in Catriotism!

  8. jjhitt | 4:18 am |

    Rat Race 2.0

  9. coffeebot | 4:22 am |

    Get a cat or the terrierists win!

  10. coffeebot | 4:22 am |

    I’m not a strict petriot…

  11. coffeebot | 4:23 am |

    Give me kibblety or give me death!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    Ratriotism is the last refuge of the spaniel.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Ratriotism works best if everyone follows the teachings of Cheeses.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    Ratriotism is OK in theory, but it does have its traps.

  15. Frank Burns | 5:36 am |

    Beware rats, the pigeons are planning a coup!

  16. Big Fat Cat | 5:47 am |

    That Explained why China hates Catholicism.

  17. UCity | 7:23 am |

    Not sure how I feel about flying a chewed up flag.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:42 am |

    Beijing rat is in!

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:43 am |

    Pest In Peace

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:48 am |

    Ratriots are caused by The Knights Who Say ”Squeak!”

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:55 am |

    They want war with Pussia!

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:55 am |

    Their leader is Basil the Rat, also known as John Cheese

  23. UCity | 1:51 pm |

    They need to ratify their constitution.

  24. Pete | 2:11 pm |

    No, no, no, no, NO.
    “Ratriotism” is a bar in Beijing that particularly caters to certain customers:
    Those born in the Year of the Rat!!!!

  25. Pete | 2:12 pm |

    Ever been in Beijing afternoon rush hour traffic?
    Now THAT’S a rat race if I ever saw one!

  26. Pete | 2:16 pm |

    A bow to the late Syd Barrett, formerly of Pink Floyd:

    “I know a mouse, and he hasn’t got a house.
    I don’t know why. I call him Gerald.
    He’s getting rather old, but he’s a good mouse.
    You’re the kind of girl that fits in with my world.
    I’ll give you anything, ev’rything if you want things.”

  27. Pete | 2:18 pm |

    @BFC 5:47:

    Cat-holicism?

    Does that possibly have any connection with Alcoholism?

  28. Pete | 2:19 pm |

    HEY…Who took my Cheese???

  29. Pete | 2:24 pm |

    Maybe we should call this guy in:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X78i13q-atk

  30. Marum | 2:34 pm |

    I thought the Great Wall of China was built to keep the Rabbits out. Not other rodents.

  31. Marum | 2:37 pm |

    Didn’t you know China invented the Rodentary Engine.

  32. Pete | 4:28 pm |

    When you order noodle soup there, make darned sure you carefully check your choice of protein in the Rat-ka Mein.

  33. Marum | 5:02 pm |

    Maybe the Screenprinter who made this ensign, had too much Beijing Sperit before he attempted the job.

    Hehehe, coul’da been the first one after Fliday runch.

  34. Marum | 5:05 pm |

    @Pete above.

    Go easy on the ratatouille.

  35. Lora | 5:10 pm |

    Aw, who gives a human’s behind, anyway?

  36. Marum | 5:11 pm |

    When rats run nation economy in hole. So sayeth the Great Ho Tung.

  37. Marum | 5:13 pm |

    EDIT: Beijing Spirit

  38. EffEff | 6:00 pm |

    @Marum 2:34 No, the Great Wall keeps out the Canadian beavers invading from across the North Pole.

  39. Marum | 6:10 pm |

    @Eff above. It was a Telstra ad on TV In Oz. A Chinese delegation out here, were laughing their heads off so much, they took copies home.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yckqyg75oE

  40. Pete | 6:33 pm |

    @Marum 505:

    Roger that.

    I mean…Roger Rat…or something like that.

  41. Pete | 6:34 pm |

    @Lora 510:

    Good one!

  42. UCity | 9:00 pm |

    Are you a ratriot, or are you a tRATor?!

  43. Droll not Troll | 11:52 pm |

    @Lora | 5:10 pm & Pete | 6:34 pm: Definitely worth waiting for! 😀

  44. Peter | 10:07 am |

    CATastrophe follows this nation.

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