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posted on 30 May 2017 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Whitemen_toothpaste

Tooth supremacist!

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Toothpaste from Taiwan.

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    OH NO! NOT THE TEETH AGAIN!!!

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Whitemen? Hujambo Bwana?

  3. Marum | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I am the Guardian of the Tooth, at the Bight of Molar.

  4. algernon | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re everywhere

  5. algernon | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    How did they get them into a tube

  6. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    My God. There is such a thing as Propolis. That explains the Bee on the label.

    http://www.webmd.com/vitamins-supplements/ingredientmono-390-PROPOLIS.aspx?activeIngredientId=390&activeIngredientName=PROPOLIS

  7. Marum | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon. 0411. The bees or the whitemen. I fee they are mutually exclusive.

    In computer terms 1 or 1 = 1

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    @Marum | 4:12 am: Propolis tincture is a good thing for the first aid cabinet. Great on wounds, especially torn skin.

  9. Marum | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    fee = feel

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 19  Subtract rating 0  

    Gets teeth really K-K-K-klean!

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    My teeth don’t have hives!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    As Sheriff Bart said, “Hey, where the white women at?”

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Guardian of tooth, justice and the American way.

  14. Marum | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0432. It’s Superfang.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 4:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Reminds me of the storm over Darkie toothpaste in the 80s which later changed to Darlie. White men should protest and demand the name be changed to Whitie.

  16. Yu No Hoo | 4:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 0  

    When your teeth go black, they’ll never come back.

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    This propolis comes from honky bees.

  18. jjhitt | 5:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I feel this sudden urge to go colonize somebody.

  19. Big Fat Cat | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Whitemen is a cousin of He Man, the master of the universe.

  20. Long Tom | 6:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, nobody would buy a toothpaste named “YELLOWMEN”.

  21. Frank Burns | 6:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Whitemen toothpaste; you know it works.”

  22. SF | 6:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    They also have a product called BLACKMEN, but it is applied much lower than the teeth.

  23. J-Luke | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    One does not simply brush into molars.

  24. DrLex | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @SF: you mean on the stinger? That would explain the bees.

  25. Pete | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The milder formulation for children is named “Whiteboys”.

    Errr….Whitebees.

  26. Pete | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    When I first lived in Japan in the late 1980’s, I remember seeing in a small mom & pop convenience strore across the street from my apartment, a toothpaste (or was it a chewing gum? I can’t remember) named “Kuronbo” in Japanese. Which is a vulgar way in Japanese to refer to a black skinned person. Think of it as the Japanese equivalent of the “N-word” without the same cultural undertones as exist in the U.S.

    There was even a small graphic of a black guy in late 1880’s type sharecroppers’ clothing on the package.

    How did they translate it into English?
    Like this: “Darkie”.

    I thought to myself “Man, if any of the military black guys go off base and see this, they’re gonna go ballistic and it’s gonna turn into an international incident!”.

  27. Chris | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Ipana!

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy! I see white people!
    – Shut your mouth, sweetie.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Something like Oral-ly Men from Fawlty Towers

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The Men Who Say ‘Cheese!’

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    As seen in ”Men in White”

  32. Long Tom | 9:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @SF-You’re basing it on the assumption that women necessarily like huge penises. Not necessarily.

  33. Big Fat Cat | 10:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Pete 7:09am : Arsenio Hall did talk about how racist it was regarding “Darlie” retaining the Chinese name ” Black Men toothpaste” on the package on his show.

  34. Eggrish | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    So, only white teeth considered clean and healthy. That bee racist.

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m teethless …

  36. Lora | 9:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    If your teeth are black, that’s generally not a good thing no matter what color the rest of your body is.

  37. Droll not Troll | 9:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @SF | 6:13 am: Oh; I guess it’s shoe polish. 😛

  38. DrLex | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Cody’s Lab. Today, we’re going to build a beehive in our own mouths. All we need is this dubiously named tube of toothpaste!

  39. Stopchicks | 8:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Bees and WASPs. Makes sense.

  40. coffeebot | 10:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Take a bite out of diversity!

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