Mother Nature complained.

posted on 16 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

no-wild-bath

Please! This is a golf course, gentlemen.

Photo courtesy of Jerry Wichman.
Found in Shenyan, China.

29 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    I’ve never met a wild Ba’Hai.

  2. Marum | 4:06 am |

    I actually have never experienced a wild bath.

    But my lady and I, had more than one eminently ecstatic shower.

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:10 am |

    Just a little scrub here and there.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    If you want wild, go into the scrub.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |

    Use a rubber duck, not a real one.

  6. Marum | 4:17 am |

    A wild bath will clearly demonstrate Archimedes Principle.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:18 am |

    Hunting season just begins.

  8. Marum | 4:19 am |

    One could go underwater and pretend to be a shark – I guess.

  9. DrLex | 4:20 am |

    This must mean it is perfectly acceptable to drag a bathtub into this park and start washing oneself, as long as you’re not splashing.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    Especially enamel baths. Wild enamels can be dangerous!

  11. Marum | 4:24 am |

    Pascalls Principle states: The height of the seiche will be directly proportional to the length of the stroke.

  12. Marum | 4:26 am |

    “I’m game.” he said.

    So they shot him.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    You may urinate in the bath, as long as it’s civilised urination.

  14. Marum | 4:30 am |

    Q. Did you hear about the bloke who hada wild bath?

    A. He torpedoed and sunk all his rubber-duckys.

  15. Marum | 4:35 am |

    You will observe; There is no “P” in Communal Bathing.

    PLEASE KEEP IT THAT WAY!

  16. algernon | 5:03 am |

    Grass all over

  17. algernon | 5:04 am |

    And no hullabaloo either

  18. Frank Burns | 5:19 am |

    No golden shower either!

  19. iLock | 5:43 am |

    The forecast is for tame showers and light Engrish.

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:07 am |

    A little boy and a little girl were in a bath together. The little boy said “I’m gonna duck you!” The little girl replied “Silly! You can’t even say it right!”

  21. UCity | 6:42 am |

    A wild bath does not appear!

  22. Classic Steve | 7:05 am |

    They’re telling nature not to make a flood?

  23. jjhitt | 8:07 am |

    There’s a Sentinel Sphere hiding under that sign.

  24. Lora | 10:02 am |

    Some people say wild animals are unclean. That may be true, but try eating your food without using your hands and see how clean *you* are afterwards!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:54 am |

    No wild bath? I’m disappointed.

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:54 am |

    That’s what bathrooms are for.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:01 pm |

    Also, no Kim Wilde.

  28. Droll not Troll | 5:50 pm |

    @jjhitt | 8:07 am: They didn’t want a bathy-sphere. 😉

  29. Pete | 12:14 am |

    Wild thing!
    You make my bath ring,
    You make everything,
    Splooshy!

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