Our concierge just got out of prison.

posted on 12 May 2017 in Buildings, Engrish from Other Countries

Shady-Hotel

If you don’t like your service you better not snitch.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Meller.
Hotel found in Egypt.

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    We also have a shady ladty service. For your entertainment.

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    lady

  3. Marum | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Donkey show is down the next street.

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Where do I park my camel

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Baksheesh our specialty.

  6. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    You can also buy units.

    They are marketed via a “Pyramid” scheme.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Those prison cells are rated 5 stars

  8. Marum | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Algernon 0404..

    At a Camelot.

  9. Frank Burns | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Is that where the hand job convention was?

  10. Marum | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    You claim our rooms are not big enough “to swing a cat in”.

    Ah Effendi, how did you fit the cat in the room in the first place?

  11. Marum | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @FB 0408. The have a Conventionn Centre at the Gold Coast for that.

    It is at Tugun.

    (Between Coolangatta and Currumbin))

  12. Marum | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are into entomology, our rooms will delight you.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Competes with the sunni place across the street.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Seems legit.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shady knows!

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am: Well played, sir! Especially as it’s possibly true!

  17. Marum | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0433. Yes. Ww photohraph all of our guests for security reasons.

    Heh heh heh heh heh heh. 👿

  18. Marum | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ll try that again: We photograph all our geusts – for security reasons.

    Evil laughter. 😉

  19. jjhitt | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Pssst, buddy… you looking for…. …a room?

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:30 am: Did you mean etymology?

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The service here really sphinx!

  22. Pete | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m at a loss.
    How do I distinguish this place from the thousands
    of other shady hotel operations in Egypt?

  23. Classic Steve | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I sooner expect that from a motel.

  24. Marum | 6:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0556.

    There once was a lass called Horton,
    Who said that her face was her fortun’,
    She had of course,
    A c— like a horse,
    And a fart like a 750 Norton.

  25. Marum | 7:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    You might also like:

    Q: What do you call an illegal Egyptian currency trader?

    A. A piastre crook.

  26. Marum | 7:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bit of mispronounciation needed

    Piastrev= Pi aster (conv)

    Piastre = Pee ass tree (pastry; concocted for the joke)

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Shadecondition in every room.

  28. pasdrole | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Another fine Trump property…

  29. UCity | 12:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing suspicious here, nope. You know, just lots of balconies with a nice view of the street below.

  30. Eggrish | 8:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    So if Kid Rock sets up shop at the top of Four Seasons, this is where Slim Shady drops hip hop off the balcony for all the right reasons. (i tried)

  31. Droll not Troll | 2:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 7:23 am: Mate, if you have to explain them…. :roll:

  32. Marum | 1:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Possibly. But I wished to it be let known which of their many past currencies I was alluding to.

    The present Egyptian currency is the Pound. = LE. Which is perplexing, for i speak no French.

    LE = Livre Egyptienne

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