Our concierge just got out of prison.

posted on 12 May 2017 in Buildings, Engrish from Other Countries

Shady-Hotel

If you don’t like your service you better not snitch.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Meller.
Hotel found in Egypt.

33 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    We also have a shady ladty service. For your entertainment.

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |

    lady

  3. Marum | 4:03 am |

    Donkey show is down the next street.

  4. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Where do I park my camel

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Baksheesh our specialty.

  6. Marum | 4:05 am |

    You can also buy units.

    They are marketed via a “Pyramid” scheme.

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:05 am |

    Those prison cells are rated 5 stars

  8. Marum | 4:06 am |

    @Algernon 0404..

    At a Camelot.

  9. Frank Burns | 4:08 am |

    Is that where the hand job convention was?

  10. Marum | 4:12 am |

    You claim our rooms are not big enough “to swing a cat in”.

    Ah Effendi, how did you fit the cat in the room in the first place?

  11. Marum | 4:21 am |

    @FB 0408. The have a Conventionn Centre at the Gold Coast for that.

    It is at Tugun.

    (Between Coolangatta and Currumbin))

  12. Marum | 4:30 am |

    If you are into entomology, our rooms will delight you.

  13. Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am |

    Competes with the sunni place across the street.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    Seems legit.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:33 am |

    Who knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men? The Shady knows!

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:30 am: Well played, sir! Especially as it’s possibly true!

  17. Marum | 4:41 am |

    @DnT 0433. Yes. Ww photohraph all of our guests for security reasons.

    Heh heh heh heh heh heh. 👿

  18. Marum | 4:54 am |

    I’ll try that again: We photograph all our geusts – for security reasons.

    Evil laughter. 😉

  19. jjhitt | 5:31 am |

    Pssst, buddy… you looking for…. …a room?

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:56 am |

    @Marum | 4:30 am: Did you mean etymology?

  21. Droll not Troll | 5:57 am |

    The service here really sphinx!

  22. Pete | 6:43 am |

    I’m at a loss.
    How do I distinguish this place from the thousands
    of other shady hotel operations in Egypt?

  23. Classic Steve | 6:51 am |

    I sooner expect that from a motel.

  24. Marum | 6:54 am |

    @DnT 0556.

    There once was a lass called Horton,
    Who said that her face was her fortun’,
    She had of course,
    A c— like a horse,
    And a fart like a 750 Norton.

  25. Marum | 7:10 am |

    You might also like:

    Q: What do you call an illegal Egyptian currency trader?

    A. A piastre crook.

  26. Marum | 7:23 am |

    Bit of mispronounciation needed

    Piastrev= Pi aster (conv)

    Piastre = Pee ass tree (pastry; concocted for the joke)

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:09 am |

    Shadecondition in every room.

  28. pasdrole | 11:50 am |

    Another fine Trump property…

  29. UCity | 12:22 pm |

    Nothing suspicious here, nope. You know, just lots of balconies with a nice view of the street below.

  30. Eggrish | 8:59 pm |

    So if Kid Rock sets up shop at the top of Four Seasons, this is where Slim Shady drops hip hop off the balcony for all the right reasons. (i tried)

  31. Droll not Troll | 2:18 am |

    @Marum | 7:23 am: Mate, if you have to explain them…. :roll:

  32. Marum | 1:51 am |

    Possibly. But I wished to it be let known which of their many past currencies I was alluding to.

    The present Egyptian currency is the Pound. = LE. Which is perplexing, for i speak no French.

    LE = Livre Egyptienne

  33. zankhana | 2:36 pm |

    “My room is too hot!” “Don’t worry I’ll call the air conman”

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