I’m not looking forward to this.

posted on 21 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

various-types-of-dread

Photo courtesy of James Bourne.
Found at breakfast buffet in Wuxi, China hotel.

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The first mouth is the hardest.

posted on 20 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

penalty-6-mouths

After 3 mouths you can get out on good behavior.

Photo courtesy of Nathan Simmons.
Found in Thailand.

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Inoculation appetizer available

posted on 19 May 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

burn-juice-fresh-bacteria-pot

Because old bacteria is just unsanitary…

Photo courtesy of Alex and Shoshi.
Menu found in Beijing restaurant. 

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…but only consensual…

posted on 18 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

i-love-pussy

Photo courtesy of Jayine Chung.
Portable cutlery case found in S. Korea.

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But now it will later!

posted on 17 May 2017 in Toiletries, Transportation

new-that-is-not-before

Can you bought this me tomorrow?

Photo courtesy of NH.
Car freshener found in Japan.

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Mother Nature complained.

posted on 16 May 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

no-wild-bath

Please! This is a golf course, gentlemen.

Photo courtesy of Jerry Wichman.
Found in Shenyan, China.

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I was there once when I was little.

posted on 15 May 2017 in Buildings, Signs

womb

…and it’s a baby shoe!

Photo courtesy of Unagi Mimi.
Found in Kyoto, Japan.

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Happy Mothar’s Day

posted on 14 May 2017 in Signs

thanks-mothar

Photo courtesy of Andrew Woolner.
Flower store found in Tokyo.

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Thanks for the warning…

posted on 13 May 2017 in Signs

bitch

Try not tipping.

Photo courtesy of Matthew Wells.
Found in Tagawa, Japan.

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Our concierge just got out of prison.

posted on 12 May 2017 in Buildings, Engrish from Other Countries

Shady-Hotel

If you don’t like your service you better not snitch.

Photo courtesy of Christopher Meller.
Hotel found in Egypt.

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