Stop comparing yourself to whom.

posted on 6 May 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Toys

this-board-changes-you

Mom always said I was an early challenger.

Photo courtesy of Geraldine Hancock.
From the box of a child’s scooter.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Approved by Sum Ting Whom

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Kick board, not ass

  3. Big Fat Cat | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I asked for the sidekick board and got this one.

  4. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    – But this board changes you, Sir!
    – I’ll change it too and buy something else.

  5. Marum | 4:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Ar$e comes between “O” and “T”.

  6. Marum | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s when it “becomes you” that it is time to worry.

  7. Marum | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    This wonderful device comes with Lifetime Guarantee.

  8. algernon | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Whom is stylish. Fact I guess

  9. Marum | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    Much like the inventor of the Segway. The device saw him out.

  10. algernon | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    It changes you into a challenge.

  11. Marum | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Whombs are always stylish. They never go out of fashion.

  12. Marum | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Made from stylishafoam.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    “You can become light”. Are they targetting dark skinned people or overweight people?

  14. Frank Burns | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    (says with teeth gritted) “I’m gonna get that Whom, if it’s the last thing I ever do!”

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Will it also make me more fragrant than somewho?

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    This board changes you but only the parole board can set you free.

  17. Droll not Troll | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Who’s on first, but Whom’s on board.

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    That thing between O and T would make me check the board carefully. There may be a crack in it.

  19. Droll not Troll | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 7  

    Everyone? No, Donald only accepts alternate facts.

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Big Board is watching Whom

  21. DrLex | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I guess this board is highly radio-active, that’s a surefire way to make it change you down at DNA level.

  22. UCity | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    But do I become more stylish than somewho?

  23. Big Fat Cat | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Jesus asked his followers to become “Light of the World” … so I bought this to become stylish light.

  24. Lora | 10:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Cindy-Lou Whom is adorable, but I don’t know if she’s stylish.

  25. Classic Steve | 11:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Everyone accepts this fact — until they challenge it.

  26. SF | 11:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @ DnT, 4:50
    Or are they targetting people subject to spontaneous combustion?

  27. SF | 11:32 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    The early challenger gets the stylish light.

  28. Rt | 5:29 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Who knew the theory of evolution involved the original kick board?

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