Thanks, but I self service.

posted on 9 May 2017 in Signs

tradional-handjob-educatoin

Photo courtesy of A.J.
Spotted in Turkey. 

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Circle work

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 16  Subtract rating 11  

    Donald is a champion.

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 27  Subtract rating 0  

    Well the translator really blew that one.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Held in the ballroom.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Self service is tradional from the old Automan Empire.

  6. DrLex | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Tradional, meaning there is some kind of trade involved? I don’t want to know.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    Masturbation ruins your eyesight and also affects your spelling.

  8. DrLex | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 15  Subtract rating 0  

    A handjob worth donig is a handjob worth donig well.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Maybe they mean TRADI ONAN.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex | 4:25 am: Wood working, I suppose.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am: That’s where I like to be held, too.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Sponsored by KY Jelly.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    The next symposium will deal with fellatoin.

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 18  Subtract rating 0  

    Needs a W before ANKAR.

  15. Big Fat Cat | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dr Lex 4:25 am: Tradional means Trashing Celine Dion.

  16. Big Fat Cat | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Endorsed by Erdogan to keep the male population from organizing future coup.

  17. Frank Burns | 5:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    They keynote speaker is Harry Palmer.

  18. coffeebot | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m from Grease, is this the meeting for Hand Jive?

  19. Droll not Troll | 6:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This kind of symposium pulls a huge crowd.

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    A medical team is on standby in case someone has a stroke.

  21. Classic Steve | 6:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s give these guys a big hand.

  22. Marum | 6:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The Turks must make an art-form of this sort of thing.

  23. Marum | 6:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Who’s the head of the board?

  24. Marum | 6:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @FB 0518. I heard it was Mrs. Palmer, and her five daughters.

  25. Marum | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    When the World Masturbating Championships were held in Wankara, one young Turkish bloke, came first and third.

  26. Marum | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That was in 2007. I hear he has finally lost his grip on the Title.

  27. Chris | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Have we resolved anything at this meeting, or are we just jerking off?

  28. Chris | 7:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo, 4:04 AM: Yes, the translator certainly pulled a boner.

  29. Marum | 7:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 1  

    I’ll bet, that in 1914, the officers never told the allied soldiers about this.

    They were afraid the Turks would catch the Aussies and NZers, with their pants down.

  30. Marum | 7:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    One could say: “He pulled a total boner.”

  31. Marum | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Cse wrong: They (pulled a total boner)

  32. Chris | 9:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum: Well, pulling a partial boner would be half cocked.

  33. Pete | 10:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    Actually, I can’t really blame those poor Turkish dudes.
    Want proof? Do an internet search on:
    “Why Brazil beat Turkey”.

    You’ll see what I mean.

  34. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    So it’s an erection party

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Add us on Titter

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    You can find us in Suck Ho Building #69, second toilet on the left

  37. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 1  

    Is that Mr. Hilter on the stage?

  38. Marum | 4:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete 1010. Thank for that one caballero. I have never been a tits man, (legs are more my thing) so I was able to look elsewhere. Her face and eyes are absolutely beautiful.

    I hear tell those part european, part negro, part Indian ladies, with their soft brown skins are immensley proud of their racial heritage. I have met a few in Oz, and they sure are easy on the eyes.

  39. A Non-Y Mouse | 5:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    None of that fancy silicone lube here! Just good old lotion.

  40. EffEff | 5:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete: Hilter? Not that’s Tlaaat Pahsa..

  41. EffEff | 5:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I meant Seventy2rd o clock, not Pete.

  42. Eggrish | 2:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve got your back, you’ve got my front.

  43. Long Tom | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Years ago, radio DJ Jonathan Brandmeier met a Danish DJ nicknamed “Mr. Crazy”, and noted to his colleagues that “Mr. Crazy” was disappointingly normal. “Mr. Crazy’s colleagues then told Brandmeier that Mr. Crazy once masturbated into a microphone. Brandmeier shouted, “He really is ‘Mr. Crazy’!” The next day, Mr. Crazy asked Brandmeier, “Did they tell you I masturbated into a microphone? And did you believe it?”

  44. Marum | 8:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @EffEff & 72rd. It is actually Harry Hitler. (Weak pun on Herr Hitler)

    Leader of the Turd. Reich.

  45. Long Tom | 3:00 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdJpDxlI8H0

  46. Wm Jas | 10:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    In Turkish, “el” meand “hand” and “işi” means “job” — but “elişi” is usually translated “handicrafts” rather than “handjob.”

  47. Long Tom | 1:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    So this time the translator made the embarrassing mistake!

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