Then it doesn’t fit…

posted on 29 May 2017 in Household Items

rough-laugh

…because Rough & Cry doesn’t sell.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Seat cushion found in Japan. 

35 captions

  1. DrLex | 4:01 am |

    If time merely passes by, you’re not doing it rough enough.

  2. Marum | 4:03 am |

    If you want time to pass by – go tp jail. That’s all that happens there.

  3. Marum | 4:05 am |

    If time just passes by during lovemaking, your wife may be dead, or hibernatinng.

  4. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Something for the buttock

  5. algernon | 4:06 am |

    It could be a whoopie cushion but we can’t say

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:06 am |

    If you can make time stand still, it would be hilarious!

  7. Marum | 4:07 am |

    That will teach you to have sex with Mama Bear, while Daddy Bear is entertaining Goldilocks.

  8. Marum | 4:15 am |

    The Japanese have got it wrong again.

    My male part usually stands in the bedroom, and my Still stands in the shed.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:16 am |

    I’ll need two seat cushions; I like time that goes half-fast.

  10. Marum | 4:18 am |

    @Dr Lex 0401. Also. If the lady is laughing, you are not doing it as rough as she wanted.

  11. Marum | 4:35 am |

    Well girls. If your bum looks big in this….It probably is.

  12. Droll not Troll | 5:01 am |

    If you get rough and laugh you may end up in stitches.

  13. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |

    The cushion is stuffed with pine cones. How funny is that?

  14. Marum | 5:36 am |

    .On female perceptions

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    The size of your male part when she first sees it.

    >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
    The size of your male part when she is in love with you.

    >>>>
    The size of your male part when you’ve had an acrimonious split.

  15. Marum | 5:52 am |

    I know what’s rough and won’t make you laugh.

    It is out G Rope.
    It is like a G String.

    But it is Made out of 1.5″ hemp rope.

  16. Marum | 5:54 am |

    Solly 1.5″ hemp rope.

  17. UCity | 6:43 am |

    Yes, that’s right, time. Come on! Just move along, nothing to see here!

    That’s better.

  18. Pete | 6:52 am |

    One of these things is not like the other,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong.

  19. Pete | 6:54 am |

    Rough? ROUGH?
    Muwahahahaha!
    I’LL show you ROUGH!

  20. Classic Steve | 7:44 am |

    “Sam, I told you never to play that…”

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:23 am |

    Oh, it’s R and L again …

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:24 am |

    Let’s grope and I show you how deep the labbit hore goes

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:25 am |

    Lock’n’Roar!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:26 am |

    I like time that takes its time, stops and asks me what’s the time

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:07 am |

    NOTE: Laugh separately

  26. Geo | 12:47 pm |

    As opposed to time that DOESN’T pass by. This is called a time freeze, and you are definitely screwed if that happens.

  27. Pete | 3:42 pm |

    Perfect cushion for some rough and tumble?

  28. Droll not Troll | 11:10 pm |

    @algernon | 4:06 am: If it were a whoopie cushion the label would probably mention gas that just passes by. 😉

  29. Wax Frog | 11:13 pm |

    A rough is just a rough, a laugh is just a laugh, a sigh is just a sigh…
    The fundamental Engrish applies, I like time that just passes by…

  30. Pete | 2:23 am |

    DnT 11:10:

    That would be “Poof & Laugh”.

  31. Pete | 2:25 am |

    Oops misspell. I mean “Pough & Laugh”.

  32. Marum | 3:50 am |

    @Pete above. I see you’ve been wearing your Freudian Slip again.

  33. Pete | 6:45 am |

    @Marum 3:50:

    Yes indeed.
    I tend to put it on after I get up to hit the loo in the wee hours of the morning.)
    (See what I did there?)

    Since I tend to be only half conscious then and my better judgment hasn’t kicked in yet….

  34. Myself | 10:48 pm |

    I like time that just passes by. When time stops and laughs at you for a while, it’s rough.

  35. Blake | 8:27 am |

    I prefer the time that smiles and waves hello.

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