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Wait! There’s a font we haven’t used…
posted on 1 May 2017 in Clothing
I’m glad someone’s addressing the dry scalp.
Photo courtesy of Stacy Johnson.
T-shirt found in Japan.
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Destiny? Maybe, for rilax …
A t-shirt with many word not meaning anything
Hair looks better … Scalp feels better … When you Hang!
Marum’s Law states:
Provided santiy remains constant, the dgree of comprehensibility, is inversely proportinonal to the elaborateness of the layout.
You want a font, I”ll give you a font
I thought Destiny was a species of potato:
Oh sowi, that’s Desiree.
I think one of the types is called ”Times New Worn”
Damn weird fonts! For a second there, I thought this shirt was going to tell me how to fap like the butterfly.
Damn!
It’s – Float like a Butterfly – flap like a Politician’s mouth.
This shirt was found in a church, not surprisingly, in the font.
50% Cotton / 50% Worn
– Do not Hung
– Do not dry scalp
– Wash just in time
Apparently, the Donald makes his promises at light speed.
The greatest satisfaction I’ve ever experienced? Nope. You won’t be seeing that on a t shirt!
I’m Hap the Butterfly and I approve this message.
As far as I can ascertain:
1. Helanna Script 1 line
2. Times Roman 2 lines
3. Old English 3 lines
.4. Salamander Script 1 line
5. Ordani bold italic 2 lines
6. Times Roman 2 lines
This massage is the font of all vacousness.
This shirt…bites like the bee.
This bloke is having oral sex with his girlfriend. Suddenly he pops up and says. Do you know that the [opulation of China will be 3 Billion by 2050?” He then resumes.
A minute later he pops up again and says. “Do you know that the Great White Shark doesn’t breed until it is between 20 ti 30years?” He resumes again.
A moment later he pops up again and says. The biggest ship ever built is the tanker Oceania at 440,000 tonnes.
GF: ‘You’re exceedingly well informed.’
He: “Not really. There’s a bit of newspaper stuck to your bum-hole.”
I never seen a shirt before that looks like a label on a wine bottle.
Destiny is a game by Activision and I can’t recall any of the quotes in the game.
The moving finger writes; and, having writ,
moves on, leaving a load of —-
This shirt was worn by The Fontz.
@Big Fat Cat | 6:37 am: Never heard of the game, but a bit of googling led me here: https://www.destinypedia.com/Speaker
Don’t see any of those quotes on this shirt, but, boy! Some of those on that page are appropriate!
No, this is not the shirt I’ve ever worn
”Just One Times” lyrics, by Just In Bieber
More like acid rock lyrics.
Quoth Sampath from his hideout in the guava tree.