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posted on 1 May 2017 in Clothing

destiny-tshirt

I’m glad someone’s addressing the dry scalp.

Photo courtesy of Stacy Johnson.
T-shirt found in Japan.

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  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Destiny? Maybe, for rilax …

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    A t-shirt with many word not meaning anything

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Hair looks better … Scalp feels better … When you Hang!

  4. Marum | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Marum’s Law states:

    Provided santiy remains constant, the dgree of comprehensibility, is inversely proportinonal to the elaborateness of the layout.

  5. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 20  Subtract rating 0  

    You want a font, I”ll give you a font

  6. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought Destiny was a species of potato:

    Oh sowi, that’s Desiree.

  7. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I think one of the types is called ”Times New Worn”

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn weird fonts! For a second there, I thought this shirt was going to tell me how to fap like the butterfly.

  9. Marum | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Damn!
    It’s – Float like a Butterfly – flap like a Politician’s mouth.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt was found in a church, not surprisingly, in the font.

  11. Seventy2rd o clock | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    50% Cotton / 50% Worn

    – Do not Hung
    – Do not dry scalp
    – Wash just in time

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 1  

    Apparently, the Donald makes his promises at light speed.

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The greatest satisfaction I’ve ever experienced? Nope. You won’t be seeing that on a t shirt!

  14. jjhitt | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m Hap the Butterfly and I approve this message.

  15. Marum | 5:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    As far as I can ascertain:

    1. Helanna Script 1 line

    2. Times Roman 2 lines

    3. Old English 3 lines

    .4. Salamander Script 1 line

    5. Ordani bold italic 2 lines

    6. Times Roman 2 lines

  16. Marum | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    This massage is the font of all vacousness.

  17. Pete | 5:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt…bites like the bee.

  18. Marum | 5:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    This bloke is having oral sex with his girlfriend. Suddenly he pops up and says. Do you know that the [opulation of China will be 3 Billion by 2050?” He then resumes.

    A minute later he pops up again and says. “Do you know that the Great White Shark doesn’t breed until it is between 20 ti 30years?” He resumes again.

    A moment later he pops up again and says. The biggest ship ever built is the tanker Oceania at 440,000 tonnes.

    GF: ‘You’re exceedingly well informed.’

    He: “Not really. There’s a bit of newspaper stuck to your bum-hole.”

  19. EffEff | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I never seen a shirt before that looks like a label on a wine bottle.

  20. Big Fat Cat | 6:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Destiny is a game by Activision and I can’t recall any of the quotes in the game.

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The moving finger writes; and, having writ,
    moves on, leaving a load of —-

  22. Droll not Troll | 6:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt was worn by The Fontz.

  23. Droll not Troll | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Big Fat Cat | 6:37 am: Never heard of the game, but a bit of googling led me here: https://www.destinypedia.com/Speaker
    Don’t see any of those quotes on this shirt, but, boy! Some of those on that page are appropriate!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    No, this is not the shirt I’ve ever worn

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    ”Just One Times” lyrics, by Just In Bieber

  26. Long Tom | 6:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    More like acid rock lyrics.

  27. Myself | 8:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Quoth Sampath from his hideout in the guava tree.

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