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posted on 27 May 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

poo-fashion

Yes, our tailor made all of them.

Photo courtesy of Anthony C.
Found in Penang, Malaysia.

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  1. jjhitt | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    That’s EXACTLY how I feel about fashion, yes.

  2. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Everything comes in brown.

  3. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    So thats why everything looks crap

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Some of my better ones are curled, but I wouldn’t call that fashion!

  5. Big Fat Cat | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Chinese medicine is the only cure to Poo Fashion.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    What is this year’s fashion? DUNGarees?

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Man, ure looking sharp today!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Poo fashion and Chinese medicine. This must be where shiat-su started.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    First thing they do is measure your waste size.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s not prêt-à-potty, then.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:23 am: What do they use, a tape worm?

  12. Marum | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Our suits are nice and soft.

  13. Marum | 4:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Our favourite fabric is dunghim.

  14. J-Luke | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    They just opened their turd shop.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Fashion is a fecal business.

  16. Marum | 5:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The material is brown, with orange and yellow flecks.

  17. Marum | 5:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    You’ll be top of the dungheap, when urine our suits.

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Most poopular items are Eau de Toilet: Channel No.2 and Diarrhoea shirts by Edgar Allan Poo

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    WARM WARNINGS: Because I do not have a tissue always ready in this restroom, please buy used one

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Got any P-shirts?

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Our jeans come with original French fly

  22. Marum | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I see. There is a Chinese Herbalist next door.

    I hope he has a cure for EColi.

  23. UCity | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Uh oh! Perhaps it’s time to fire up and launch that bath tub again!

  24. Marum | 6:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    If you are in Malaysia, don’t buy food from the street vendors.

    They will dippper water out of the stormwater drains. 800 yards up the road, someone will be crapping in those same stormwater drains.

    Just ask any Australian RAAF guys based at Butterworth.

  25. Marum | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    A street vendor who hailed from Malaysia,
    Made food which would truky amaze yer,
    He received health warnings all right,
    But the food would still kill you on sight,
    For he suffered from chronic dysphasia.

  26. Marum | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    typo = truly

  27. Marum | 7:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    FYI: I was somwhat pleased to rhyme something with Malaysia.

    I was nearly going to give up and use Penang, or some other town.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    T-shirts with T-issues

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Excuse me, there are flies on my underwear!
    – Try to crap your hands, Madam.

  30. Lora | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    We never use sham poo to wash our wigs. Only real poo.

  31. algernon | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Comes in all shapes and sizes

  32. Big Fat Cat | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 7:20am: The only word that rhymes with Malaysia is Malicious.

  33. Long Tom | 4:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Lora: That joke was used on an episode of “The Muppets”! Honest to God!

  34. Marum | 5:13 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Long Tom above.
    Are you accusing our @Lora of that most heinous of crimes.
    Watching the Muppets.
    It just ain’t easy being green anymore.

  35. Marum | 5:20 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @BFC .. I sense some personal experience there? I loved the name of President of Singapore nearby, Leak on you.

  36. Marum | 5:26 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW. I would probably get the rattan stuck up my bum for that one.

    So solly President Lee Kwan Yew. Hehehoho, gurgle.

  37. Long Tom | 2:25 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Well, this already is widespread: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pu_pu_platter

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