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posted on 22 May 2017 in Instructions, Signs

sweets-paradise

I tapped my heels but there’s still leftovers…

Photo courtesy of Emma Orsvärn.
Sweets Paradise found in Tokyo, Japan.

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    If I don’t have a slip, a can I give her a pair of panties, or a bra?

  2. Yu No Hoo | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry, no seconds.

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    This just sucks

  4. Big Fat Cat | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    This notice isn’t sweet at all.

  5. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Don’t worry about the heeltap.

    It’s the knecappin that is of greater concern.

  6. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Living Tableware, must be the sweets

  7. Big Fat Cat | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Welcome to Sweets Paradisease!

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    I haven’t finished living, I’m just dying to know what the sign means.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    The heeltap 3 times will take you back to Kansas.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:02 am: Hey, if she’s good enough to make you return, why not bring her flowers too? 😛

  11. Marum | 4:18 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I always enjoy it alowly. Who wants to rush?

  12. Marum | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0414. If she is reallly bad, I might give her a terrible licking.

  13. DrLex | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    I know what they do with dead coffee cups. They creamate them.

  14. DrLex | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Those who enjoy the sweets too quickly, will finish living and will have to be returned.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex | 4:22 am: And then they refer to them as “The latte” coffee cups. 😕

  16. Marum | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo. 0404. Awww! That’s being awfully hard-hearted. I was always up for thirds, and fourths, and occassionally fifths.

  17. Marum | 5:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dr, Lex and DNT 0431.
    Isn’t that the Mormons?

    The Church of Jesus Christ of The Latte Day Saints.

  18. Frank Burns | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “The food was good, but they played “Ballroom Blitz” on a constant loop.”

  19. Marum | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dr. Lex and DnT 0431 .
    Isn’t that the Mormons?

  20. Droll not Troll | 6:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Your bill, sir”.
    “Er… the money… there is not it”.

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Yu No Hoo & Frank Burns: I love those subtle captions!

  22. UCity | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    For those finished living, I ask to remove the body so that there is not it. After all, no one lives unlimitedly.

  23. pasdrole | 7:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Sugar kills…

  24. Droll not Troll | 7:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Those that have finished living probably had a bad case of tableware.

  25. Droll not Troll | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The return that have finished living? Who knew zombies had a sweet tooth!

  26. jjhitt | 7:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Who would have thought that unlimitedly would have so many limitations?

  27. jjhitt | 9:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Mrs. Jones,
    We are saddened to hear of your husband’s death.
    We need our fork back.
    Thank you.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    I see: To get a car fragrance that not is before, the heeltap ask so that there is not it.

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: Enjoy it slowly but no more than 70 minutes.

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:58 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Also known as ”24/70

  31. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:03 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy, what is that there is not it?
    – Schrödinger’s Cat!

  32. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Return of the tableware in the case of tableware = return that have finished living in the case of return of the tableware case full of finished living.

  33. EffEff | 12:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Tap me with those 8″ spike heels, baby!

  34. Lora | 6:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    The sweets here are very expensive, but they’ll seem less so if you take tiny bites and enjoy them slowly for at least 70 minutes.

  35. Pete | 10:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    (Sigh) All those starving penniless (uhh…yen-less) English teachers working for peanuts in Japan who can speak Japanese…and those freakin’ cheap Japanese shopkeepers STILL won’t pay them even one danged peanut for an accurate freakin’ translation into idiomatic English!!!

    Grrrrr….

    (Sorry folks…my history’s showing…)

  36. Marum | 2:45 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete above.

    Yes my son. That is an indignity, up with which I would not put. :roll:

  37. Marum | 2:48 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW. By which miscontstruction of english, does a “heeltap” occur?

    Abd WTF is it?

  38. Blake | 8:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suicide by tableware

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