Because blended Dad would be weird.

posted on 17 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

blended-mum-with-fish

Photo courtesy of Rich Leese.
Found in Li’an, China.

31 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 7:19 am |

    Maybe they thought it would make the fish go father.

  2. Droll not Troll | 7:21 am |

    Genetic modification is really getting out of hand!

  3. Droll not Troll | 7:26 am |

    Yo mama’s so stupid, she thought the internet was something you catch fish with.

  4. Droll not Troll | 7:48 am |

    Fish. The mother white meat.

  5. J-Luke | 8:35 am |

    It’s the same with whisky: some like blended mums, others like single mums.

  6. Frank Burns | 8:59 am |

    Monsanto! You’ve gone too far!

  7. Big Fat Cat | 9:05 am |

    The fishmum is called Wanda.

  8. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:22 am |

    Let’a not smell them

  9. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:23 am |

    – Look Mum, no scales!

  10. algernon | 9:28 am |

    Because mum knows what’s best for you

  11. algernon | 9:29 am |

    Gee mum why do you as well like fish

  12. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:34 am |

    Blended gender

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:36 am |

    My hovercraft is full of this.

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:40 am |

    Your mother was an angler and your father smelt of fishberries

  15. Pete | 10:08 am |

    “Mum with Fish”
    …said Dad with a grin on his face.

  16. Geo | 11:11 am |

    I guess you could say she’s all mixed up today.

  17. Lora | 11:18 am |

    Maybe they mean chrysanthemums?
    ( Wikipedia, Chrysanthemum, Culinary uses)

  18. Big Fat Cat | 12:12 pm |

    @Lora 11:18am: They mean mumps!

  19. Classic Steve | 12:34 pm |

    Someone got confused by the phrase “Mum’s the word.”

  20. Eggrish | 1:27 pm |

    Mom’s cooking, let’s head over for dinner! She’ll be done in about an hour!

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:26 pm |

    Because Dad couldn’t fillet? 😈

  22. Pete | 7:44 pm |

    Served with Blendy coffee:

    https://www.google.com/search?client=safari&channel=iphone_bm&site=&source=hp&ei=m-hFWcLcHIra-QGF2LjABw&q=blendy&oq=blendy&gs_l=mobile-gws-hp.1.2.0l3j0i10k1j0.3414.6040.0.10262.7.7.0.3.3.0.178.865.0j7.7.0….0…1.1.64.mobile-gws-hp..0.7.590.3..41j0i131k1.fINXpwDGxNM#imgdii=Un3LbgXQdizr7M:&imgrc=4gkj-y3ju_1W7M:

  23. J-Luke | 8:41 pm |

    Hmm… tastes a bit blend.

  24. Droll not Troll | 8:42 pm |

    @Lora | 11:18 am: I think you’re right; some of those greens do look like Chrysanthemum leaves.

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:03 am |

    – Are you for dinner, darling?

  26. Marum | 5:08 am |

    HMMM!

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:09 am |

    – Waiter, where’s my Mum?
    – She’s flying in the kitchen, Sir.

  28. Marum | 5:11 am |

    It looks Chard to me.

  29. Marum | 5:12 am |

    Jokes about women and fish, are too indelicate, even for me.

  30. zankhana | 3:12 pm |

    I hate battered mothers, I prefer them roasted or pan fried.
    “Daddy Daddy!!! I don’t like Mummy any more!”
    ” Never mind dear, just push her to the side of the plate and eat your veges”

  31. Peter | 10:15 am |

    because Dad blends with Cat

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