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posted on 28 Jun 2017 in Clothing

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Eli Manning on his way to a Cy Young Award…

Photo courtesy of Michael Marshall.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Quick first base

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    So whats the pitch

  3. jjhitt | 4:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Quadrats look so harmless while they’re still in the nest.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    This shirt has all the bases covered.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m an Aussie, so could someone tell me what kind of bat they use to play that kind of football?

  6. DrLex | 4:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Batting = average
    English = mediocre

  7. coffeebot | 5:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This QB has the best RBI.

  8. SF | 5:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Nesting with average quadrats lacks appeal.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 5:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Be an athletic supporter!

  10. Frank Burns | 5:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    This jersey is a GIANT mistake.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Beware of the mother quadrat. When she’s nesting she can be very ferocious.

  12. Marum | 5:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Rats have many more than four to a litter.

  13. Marum | 5:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT 0414.. easy. they use a DINGBAT.

  14. Marum | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Since when has Jaialai been so popular in the US of A.

  15. Marum | 5:46 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Q. What’s big and ugly and has a huge hump?

    A. The lunchpack of Notre Dame

  16. Classic Steve | 6:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I thought Quadrats were in Quidditch.

  17. Marum | 6:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Looking at some of those line backers.

    NFL = Never Forego Lunch. 😆

  18. Pete | 7:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Asia…where Hail Mary passes actually reach Home Plate.

  19. Pete | 7:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The inside collar tag says “Zero One”.
    Meaning 0 – 1.

    Which pretty much describes this shirt PERFECTLY.

  20. Pete | 7:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Except the top line of lettering really oughta say “The Take”.

  21. UCity | 7:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    This must have been drawn up by the NFL’s replacement refs.

  22. UCity | 7:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    The Quadrats will soon have their much anticipated showdown with the New England Ratriots.

  23. J-Luke | 7:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Better call pest control to get rid of those nested quad rats…

  24. markm | 8:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Yippee! There’s someone out there that knows even less about sports than I do!

  25. markm | 8:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Droll not Troll: If you need an explanation of the American sports:

    Baseball is an American sport somewhat like Rounders – a round bat and 4 bases laid out in a diamond, with only one base (home plate) used for batting. “Batting average” is a players ratio of “hits” to at bats, where a “hit” means striking the ball fairly and making it to at least 1st base.

    The picture is clearly of American football, which is nothing like what the rest of the world calls “football” (soccer in the USA). and somewhat like Rugby. No bats.

  26. Pete | 9:51 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 1  

    Hehe…we Yanks.

    We here in ‘Murica just LOOOVES to do all kinds of stuff different from the rest of the English-speaking world, don’t we???

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    – Mommy, are the quadrats nesting the same way as the sheep on the trees?

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s more straightway T-shirts the make!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – The Daddy, I want Hello the Kitty!

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I prefer mated triangels

  31. Pete | 11:34 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    So, if two quadrats mate, is the resulting offspring a halfrat?

  32. Droll not Troll | 4:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @markm | 8:30 am: I was kidding! Aussie rules football is played with the same kind of ball, although it’s a very different game. I really can’t imagine hitting a ball that shape with a bat!

  33. Droll not Troll | 4:17 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Having googled the term “nested quadrats”, I get what it means, but it’s hard to see how it ever came to be printed on a shirt!

  34. Droll not Troll | 4:19 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 7:07 am: That’s probably the IQ of whoever made the design.

  35. EffEff | 4:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s like explaining Canadian football to an American.

  36. RT | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    4th and inches, and bases are loaded, but the most important question is, who’s jumping ball for us at the 9th hole on the green?

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