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posted on 28 Jun 2017 in Clothing

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Eli Manning on his way to a Cy Young Award…

Photo courtesy of Michael Marshall.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Quick first base

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    So whats the pitch

  3. jjhitt | 4:07 am |

    Quadrats look so harmless while they’re still in the nest.

  4. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |

    This shirt has all the bases covered.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    I’m an Aussie, so could someone tell me what kind of bat they use to play that kind of football?

  6. DrLex | 4:37 am |

    Batting = average
    English = mediocre

  7. coffeebot | 5:10 am |

    This QB has the best RBI.

  8. SF | 5:12 am |

    Nesting with average quadrats lacks appeal.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 5:20 am |

    Be an athletic supporter!

  10. Frank Burns | 5:27 am |

    This jersey is a GIANT mistake.

  11. Frank Burns | 5:30 am |

    Beware of the mother quadrat. When she’s nesting she can be very ferocious.

  12. Marum | 5:40 am |

    Rats have many more than four to a litter.

  13. Marum | 5:42 am |

    @DNT 0414.. easy. they use a DINGBAT.

  14. Marum | 5:44 am |

    Since when has Jaialai been so popular in the US of A.

  15. Marum | 5:46 am |

    Q. What’s big and ugly and has a huge hump?

    A. The lunchpack of Notre Dame

  16. Classic Steve | 6:50 am |

    I thought Quadrats were in Quidditch.

  17. Marum | 6:59 am |

    Looking at some of those line backers.

    NFL = Never Forego Lunch. 😆

  18. Pete | 7:03 am |

    Asia…where Hail Mary passes actually reach Home Plate.

  19. Pete | 7:07 am |

    The inside collar tag says “Zero One”.
    Meaning 0 – 1.

    Which pretty much describes this shirt PERFECTLY.

  20. Pete | 7:08 am |

    Except the top line of lettering really oughta say “The Take”.

  21. UCity | 7:32 am |

    This must have been drawn up by the NFL’s replacement refs.

  22. UCity | 7:33 am |

    The Quadrats will soon have their much anticipated showdown with the New England Ratriots.

  23. J-Luke | 7:34 am |

    Better call pest control to get rid of those nested quad rats…

  24. markm | 8:17 am |

    Yippee! There’s someone out there that knows even less about sports than I do!

  25. markm | 8:30 am |

    Droll not Troll: If you need an explanation of the American sports:

    Baseball is an American sport somewhat like Rounders – a round bat and 4 bases laid out in a diamond, with only one base (home plate) used for batting. “Batting average” is a players ratio of “hits” to at bats, where a “hit” means striking the ball fairly and making it to at least 1st base.

    The picture is clearly of American football, which is nothing like what the rest of the world calls “football” (soccer in the USA). and somewhat like Rugby. No bats.

  26. Pete | 9:51 am |

    Hehe…we Yanks.

    We here in ‘Murica just LOOOVES to do all kinds of stuff different from the rest of the English-speaking world, don’t we???

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:34 am |

    – Mommy, are the quadrats nesting the same way as the sheep on the trees?

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:35 am |

    Let’s more straightway T-shirts the make!

  29. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:40 am |

    – The Daddy, I want Hello the Kitty!

  30. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:41 am |

    I prefer mated triangels

  31. Pete | 11:34 am |

    So, if two quadrats mate, is the resulting offspring a halfrat?

  32. Droll not Troll | 4:14 pm |

    @markm | 8:30 am: I was kidding! Aussie rules football is played with the same kind of ball, although it’s a very different game. I really can’t imagine hitting a ball that shape with a bat!

  33. Droll not Troll | 4:17 pm |

    Having googled the term “nested quadrats”, I get what it means, but it’s hard to see how it ever came to be printed on a shirt!

  34. Droll not Troll | 4:19 pm |

    @Pete | 7:07 am: That’s probably the IQ of whoever made the design.

  35. EffEff | 4:59 pm |

    It’s like explaining Canadian football to an American.

  36. RT | 5:12 pm |

    4th and inches, and bases are loaded, but the most important question is, who’s jumping ball for us at the 9th hole on the green?

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