Get a grip, man!

posted on 19 Jun 2017 in Transportation

titty-handle-bar-grips

It’s not the destination… it’s the ride.

Photo courtesy of Troy.
Motorcycle hand grips from Japan circa 1975.

43 captions

  1. algernon | 4:05 am |

    Goes well with muffin tops

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |

    They’re brown and pert

  3. DrLex | 4:11 am |

    Sha-ke it, baby!

  4. Long Tom | 4:17 am |

    As they say, sex sells.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |

    Handlebars? Those must be some extreme piercings!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |

    I could easily become tourist of motorcycle with these!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |

    Can’t wait to find out where the foot pegs go.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:42 am |

    Often used during the Tour de Pants.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |

    These would make it easier to ride two abreast.

  10. Geo | 4:44 am |

    The “1 PAIR” text at the bottom right feels so appropriate.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:45 am |

    Made from mammary foam.

  12. Frank Burns | 4:57 am |

    Now that would get me off the couch and riding bikes!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |

    Forget the handle bars, check out the headlights!

  14. J-Luke | 5:19 am |

    The colder it gets, the better they work.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |

    Suitable for 2-stroke or 4-stroke.

  16. Pete | 6:08 am |

    “Look, Ma…no Tits!”

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:55 am |

    – Would you like to sha-ke mi-ne, Sir?

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:57 am |

    – Hello, Titty!

  19. coffeebot | 7:22 am |

    Free mustache rides!

  20. Pete | 7:37 am |

    Those aren’t bike handlebars…they’re motorboat handlebars!

  21. Pete | 7:39 am |

    @DnT 4;24

    “OUCH”

  22. Pete | 7:40 am |

    DrLex 4:11

    “Twist and Shout”

  23. Big Fat Cat | 11:45 am |

    Shakira grabbing handle bar. Is this her new album?

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:56 pm |

    For your favorite motordyke

  25. Marum | 2:28 pm |

    This reminds me of the enterprising Plumbing Supplier. The one who invented the Farrah Faucet. (Complete with taps shaped like her tits)

    Anyway, Farrah querido sought an injunction, and had him stopped. Probably because she wasn’t making any money out of them.

  26. Marum | 2:31 pm |

    Grab the tits and, shak-er-a bit

  27. Eggrish | 2:34 pm |

    Safety First! — Meh, boring
    Safety Titties! — Take my money!

  28. Marum | 2:34 pm |

    They are designed for an Electric Bicycle.

    You have to slide plug in first, before it starts moving.

  29. Marum | 2:38 pm |

    At HG-3 they must be big enough to act as bumper bars as well.

  30. Marum | 2:39 pm |

    Or perhaps air-bags.

  31. Marum | 4:21 pm |

    Would these grips be of benefit, when I essay forth to ride on the PsychoPATH?

  32. Marum | 5:12 pm |

    BOOK: The Baby’s Revenge (By Nora Tittov)

  33. Droll not Troll | 5:22 pm |

    @Marum | 4:21 pm: Don’t ride on a psychopath; it’s bad for the nuts.

  34. Marum | 5:22 pm |

    The previous posting mentioned; The patient who is having the rapies on a bicycle.

    Even with these handgrips, i would consider that feat to be an impossibility.

  35. Wax Frog | 9:34 pm |

    @Big Fat Cat | 11:45 am

    Grips don’t lie!

  36. Marum | 3:15 am |

    Caption (yesterday) not posting.

  37. jjhitt | 3:24 am |

    An Extra Large pair, please.

  38. jjhitt | 10:53 am |

    While busy making titty jokes, no one noticed the silent approach of the Death Star.

  39. TS | 1:07 am |

    What boob wrote this? His editor should have nipped this in the bud…

  40. PeeBee | 12:36 pm |

    Talk about a bike rack.

  41. zankhana | 3:05 pm |

    It’s a “Tale of Two Titties”

  42. Pete | 11:42 am |

    @PeeBee 12:36,

    Speaking of racks…..

    http://nickandzuzu.com/2002/03/rack/

  43. zankhana | 6:05 am |

    Warning!! Do not ride two abreast!

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