Get a grip, man!

posted on 19 Jun 2017 in Transportation

titty-handle-bar-grips

It’s not the destination… it’s the ride.

Photo courtesy of Troy.
Motorcycle hand grips from Japan circa 1975.

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  1. algernon | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Goes well with muffin tops

  2. algernon | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    They’re brown and pert

  3. DrLex | 4:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Sha-ke it, baby!

  4. Long Tom | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    As they say, sex sells.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 12  Subtract rating 0  

    Handlebars? Those must be some extreme piercings!

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I could easily become tourist of motorcycle with these!

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Can’t wait to find out where the foot pegs go.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 13  Subtract rating 0  

    Often used during the Tour de Pants.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 14  Subtract rating 0  

    These would make it easier to ride two abreast.

  10. Geo | 4:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The “1 PAIR” text at the bottom right feels so appropriate.

  11. Yu No Hoo | 4:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Made from mammary foam.

  12. Frank Burns | 4:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Now that would get me off the couch and riding bikes!

  13. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Forget the handle bars, check out the headlights!

  14. J-Luke | 5:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    The colder it gets, the better they work.

  15. Droll not Troll | 5:36 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Suitable for 2-stroke or 4-stroke.

  16. Pete | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    “Look, Ma…no Tits!”

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    – Would you like to sha-ke mi-ne, Sir?

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    – Hello, Titty!

  19. coffeebot | 7:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Free mustache rides!

  20. Pete | 7:37 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Those aren’t bike handlebars…they’re motorboat handlebars!

  21. Pete | 7:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 4;24

    “OUCH”

  22. Pete | 7:40 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    DrLex 4:11

    “Twist and Shout”

  23. Big Fat Cat | 11:45 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Shakira grabbing handle bar. Is this her new album?

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For your favorite motordyke

  25. Marum | 2:28 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    This reminds me of the enterprising Plumbing Supplier. The one who invented the Farrah Faucet. (Complete with taps shaped like her tits)

    Anyway, Farrah querido sought an injunction, and had him stopped. Probably because she wasn’t making any money out of them.

  26. Marum | 2:31 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Grab the tits and, shak-er-a bit

  27. Eggrish | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Safety First! — Meh, boring
    Safety Titties! — Take my money!

  28. Marum | 2:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    They are designed for an Electric Bicycle.

    You have to slide plug in first, before it starts moving.

  29. Marum | 2:38 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    At HG-3 they must be big enough to act as bumper bars as well.

  30. Marum | 2:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Or perhaps air-bags.

  31. Marum | 4:21 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Would these grips be of benefit, when I essay forth to ride on the PsychoPATH?

  32. Marum | 5:12 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    BOOK: The Baby’s Revenge (By Nora Tittov)

  33. Droll not Troll | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:21 pm: Don’t ride on a psychopath; it’s bad for the nuts.

  34. Marum | 5:22 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    The previous posting mentioned; The patient who is having the rapies on a bicycle.

    Even with these handgrips, i would consider that feat to be an impossibility.

  35. Wax Frog | 9:34 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    @Big Fat Cat | 11:45 am

    Grips don’t lie!

  36. Marum | 3:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Caption (yesterday) not posting.

  37. jjhitt | 3:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    An Extra Large pair, please.

  38. jjhitt | 10:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    While busy making titty jokes, no one noticed the silent approach of the Death Star.

  39. TS | 1:07 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    What boob wrote this? His editor should have nipped this in the bud…

  40. PeeBee | 12:36 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Talk about a bike rack.

  41. zankhana | 3:05 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s a “Tale of Two Titties”

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