Grandma, it’s a cafe…

As the knife said to the spoon, “Let’s get the fork outta here.”

@DnT A couple of days ago.

When you mentioned “umami” . You weren’t by chance referring to –
“Monogluteal sodomite”?

In space no one can remember where they park.

Do not let the grandparent with Alzheimer’s name your café.

Diner: Waiter! I haven’t a fork on the table.

Waiter: You no hava folk on the table in my cafe. HACK ORF YOU ROUND EYE PELVELT!

Then again maybe its …..not

And service its service

@Marum | 4:05 am: It sounds like one of my half-arsed captions. 😛

@DNT 0415.

That posting wrecked my brain. It took me nearly five minutes,before I could remember “Monosodium glutamate.

♪ ♫ Maybe it’s because I’m a luncheoner… ♪ ♫

Memory origin space corruption error. Abort, retry, fail?

My memory origin space has served me well: this has been posted before.

@DNT 0407. If space is infinite. Then, there must be an infinite number of parking spaces.

The problem then is; They may be a couple of parsecs away.(One parsec = 3.26 Light years)

Then again, maybe it’s….Kim.
Gram’s senile, right?
Her memory origin space went kaput years ago.

Sometimes… it’s brains

Maybe, it’s… pork

In southern Spain the restaurants have many doors.

It is because they do not want to have – all their Basques in the one exit.

BOOM BOOM!

I think I will basque in the glory of the second worst pun known to man.

Big windows allow for a nice deja view.

Apaloosas; It is Northern Spain, or Southern France.

Be sure to use the bike path.

Maybe it’s … Linkin Park?

– Waiter! I’d like a Park, please.
– Kia, Hyundai or Daewoo, Madam?

Haiku fail.

This is outdated. They need to update it to: “Maybe, it’s… Moon”

Let me guess: the name of the place is “Hippocampus Café”.

I hope it’s not South Park.

Suitable for tourist of foot.

Had anyone seen Piggy lately?

“When the parking of the car, do not leave memories unattended. Not responsible for lost.”

Maybe it’s THIS Park: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Park_Chung-hee

It’s South Korea, everyone is either Park, Kim, or Lee. Your odds are good.