Grandma, it’s a cafe…

posted on 23 Jun 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

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Trust me: it’s not a park.

Photo courtesy of Adam Morris.
Found in Seoul, Korea.

31 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    As the knife said to the spoon, “Let’s get the fork outta here.”

  2. Marum | 4:05 am |

    @DnT A couple of days ago.

    When you mentioned “umami” . You weren’t by chance referring to –
    “Monogluteal sodomite”?

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:07 am |

    In space no one can remember where they park.

  4. Frank Burns | 4:08 am |

    Do not let the grandparent with Alzheimer’s name your café.

  5. Marum | 4:12 am |

    Diner: Waiter! I haven’t a fork on the table.

    Waiter: You no hava folk on the table in my cafe. HACK ORF YOU ROUND EYE PELVELT!

  6. algernon | 4:13 am |

    Then again maybe its …..not

  7. algernon | 4:14 am |

    And service its service

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    @Marum | 4:05 am: It sounds like one of my half-arsed captions. 😛

  9. Marum | 4:21 am |

    @DNT 0415.

    That posting wrecked my brain. It took me nearly five minutes,before I could remember “Monosodium glutamate.

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:21 am |

    ♪ ♫ Maybe it’s because I’m a luncheoner… ♪ ♫

  11. DrLex | 4:23 am |

    Memory origin space corruption error. Abort, retry, fail?

  12. DrLex | 4:26 am |

    My memory origin space has served me well: this has been posted before.

  13. Marum | 4:32 am |

    @DNT 0407. If space is infinite. Then, there must be an infinite number of parking spaces.

    The problem then is; They may be a couple of parsecs away.(One parsec = 3.26 Light years)

  14. Pete | 4:35 am |

    Then again, maybe it’s….Kim.
    Gram’s senile, right?
    Her memory origin space went kaput years ago.

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:41 am |

    Sometimes… it’s brains

    Maybe, it’s… pork

  16. Marum | 4:41 am |

    In southern Spain the restaurants have many doors.

    It is because they do not want to have – all their Basques in the one exit.

    BOOM BOOM!

  17. Marum | 4:43 am |

    I think I will basque in the glory of the second worst pun known to man.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:46 am |

    Big windows allow for a nice deja view.

  19. Marum | 4:48 am |

    Apaloosas; It is Northern Spain, or Southern France.

  20. coffeebot | 5:29 am |

    Be sure to use the bike path.

  21. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:09 am |

    Maybe it’s … Linkin Park?

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:14 am |

    – Waiter! I’d like a Park, please.
    – Kia, Hyundai or Daewoo, Madam?

  23. Classic Steve | 6:47 am |

    Haiku fail.

  24. DrLex | 9:00 am |

    This is outdated. They need to update it to: “Maybe, it’s… Moon”

  25. Geo | 9:39 am |

    Let me guess: the name of the place is “Hippocampus Café”.

  26. Big Fat Cat | 12:16 pm |

    I hope it’s not South Park.

  27. Pete | 12:17 pm |

    Suitable for tourist of foot.

  28. jjhitt | 12:44 pm |

    Had anyone seen Piggy lately?

  29. Eggrish | 12:58 pm |

    “When the parking of the car, do not leave memories unattended. Not responsible for lost.”

  30. Long Tom | 3:20 pm |

    Maybe it’s THIS Park: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Park_Chung-hee

  31. oldtaku | 4:59 pm |

    It’s South Korea, everyone is either Park, Kim, or Lee. Your odds are good.

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