Guess you’ll have to stay in the car, Uncle Bill.

ratchaprapha-dam-sign

Gotta leave that Hammond over there…

Photo courtesy of Paul de Newtown.
Found near Phuket, Thailand.

33 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    But onto is alright for the alcoholic

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Strictly foam or alcoholic must be the organs

  3. Marum | 4:06 am |

    If you hang your organ outside of the boat, the ratch may bite it.

  4. Marum | 4:08 am |

    But, alcohol has a lower specific gravity than water. Thus the alcoholic may float alone. Just don’t let him go near thee bank.

  5. Marum | 4:10 am |

    Guys. If you dangle your organ in the water, the eels may try to mate with it.

  6. FatKenney | 4:10 am |

    “Please keep hands, feet, and organs inside the boat at all times.”

  7. Marum | 4:10 am |

    My organ pipes are full of eels.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    If your organ is standing inside the boat, you should wear clothes that dry the hard.

  9. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |

    The little man in the boat says keep your organ in here.

  10. FatKenney | 4:12 am |

    Do not bring the alcoholic into the dam. Toss him behind the dumpster instead.

  11. Marum | 4:13 am |

    So honourable Captain Strictly, is the commander of the craft.

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    I say: Dam the alcoholics – full speed ahead!

  13. Marum | 4:18 am |

    Ratchaprapha Dam. Typical of the Thais. They make a strictly functional item like a dam, and make it bloody beautiful.

    https://www.bing.com/images/search?q=ratchaprapa+dam&qpvt=ratchaprapa+dam&qpvt=ratchaprapa+dam&qpvt=ratchaprapa+dam&FORM=IGRE

  14. Marum | 4:21 am |

    I’ll put that on my bucket list to see. A friend has retired to Chang Mai. So I will visit him shortly.

  15. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    If you find an organ outside the boat, don’t Phuket!

  16. coffeebot | 4:29 am |

    But we were gonna play Toccata and Fugue! :(

  17. Marum | 4:44 am |

    @Coffeebot 0429. Tocatta and Fugue

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY

    One could certainly play that with an organ dull of eels.

  18. Yu No Hoo | 5:17 am |

    Dam alcoholics can’t hold their water.

  19. Pete | 5:19 am |

    Uhhh……Webmaster?
    This is another repeat from just a few months ago.

  20. Droll not Troll | 5:22 am |

    @coffeebot | 4:29 am: Come Bach later after everyone has gone.

  21. J-Luke | 6:03 am |

    I wanted to stand my organs outside of the boat but I didn’t have the guts.

  22. Classic Steve | 7:16 am |

    What about a piano, then?

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:58 am |

    Dam!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:00 am |

    – Have you been drinking, Ma Dam?

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:04 am |

    – B … But Officer, I’m just a pyromaniac, these are my external organs and my life jacket is right under the sea!

  26. Geo | 8:13 am |

    You’d have to be pretty strong to let an ORGAN hang from your arms outside the boat.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:15 pm |

    Dam if it’s not Ratchet&Clank

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:30 pm |

    I can’t stand the organs even inside of the boat …

  29. RT | 9:22 pm |

    Dam.

    “Found near Phuket, Thailand”

  30. zankhana | 5:44 am |

    What’s worse than a lobster on your piano? A crab on your organ. BOOM BOOM!

  31. iLock | 8:21 am |

    “I just can’t stand these organs! …I can’t even play instruments”
    “Get out of the boat if you wanna say that!!”

  32. jjhitt | 1:44 am |

    My dam clothes fit.

  33. Peter | 3:14 pm |

    They will be sued for alcoholicophobia . . . the discrimination of alcoholics.

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