I don’t like according to rules…

posted on 18 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

notice-to-tourist-of-bicycle

I’m more of a tourist of bus.

Photo courtesy of George.
Found in Guangdong, China.

25 captions

  1. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    – Hey, you! Yes you, Tourist of Bicycle!

  2. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Approved by Tourist Republic of China

  3. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I wonder what is the number of driver that only two persons

  4. Droll not Troll | 7:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    I had to give up cycling when I started getting a nagging pain in the stipulations.

  5. Droll not Troll | 8:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    To go on this ride you must be over freigh.

  6. Pete | 8:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    So much for consistency.
    You folks let tourist of plane and train
    overfreigh all the time!!!

  7. Myself | 9:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Accordion to the rules of the Engrish language, replacing random words with names of musical instruments generally goes unnoticed.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 11:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 17  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing worse than a psychopath on the cycle path.

  9. J-Luke | 11:21 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    I also would like to have the right to interpret the above…

  10. J-Luke | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I’m afreight I don’t understand.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 11:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Their logo looks similar to United Airlines.

  12. Pete | 12:06 pm |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    BFC:

    Dontcha mean Untied Airlines?

  13. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:58 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Nothing without drunking and fracturing!

    – The patient

  14. Seventy2rd o clock | 1:11 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Any notice to Tourist of Heterocycle?

  15. Big Fat Cat | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I drive a Hummer. No attention to rules.

  16. algernon | 2:08 pm |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Is it even safe to ride

  17. algernon | 2:09 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Well I’m overfreighing

  18. Droll not Troll | 3:23 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The bicycle has been drunking, not me.
    – Apologies to Tom Waits.

  19. Droll not Troll | 3:30 pm |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Come back by the tips but make sure you don’t get your tips caught in the chain.

  20. Droll not Troll | 9:39 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I didn’t bring any valuables. And don’t call me carrion!

  21. coffeebot | 7:24 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Psychopaths break the rule. This stipulation is own to the Huaying Yanming.

  22. Marum | 2:14 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I once managed to have sex on a pushbike, without falling either off or out. But we were wearing safety helmets and joggers.

    Is that a permissable activity?

  23. jjhitt | 3:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Take the responsibility with you. Not responsible for theft of responsibilities.

  24. Marum | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    BTW It was as a result of a dare. My lady and I won a sizeable bet for that effort.

  25. Michael Evans | 1:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Hey, you drunking psychopaths! Get out my way while I riding bicycle!

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