I yourself know this…

posted on 1 Jun 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Clothing

I_will_burn

So, keep matches away from me yourself.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Seen on teenage girl’s back pack in Tokyo.

32 captions

  1. Marum | 4:02 am |

    You also may stuff yourself

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Myself you wont do anything

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |

    The back pack is dangerous

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Whoself? Meself?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    Why would you burn mys elf? You don’t even gnome me!

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |

    Should be burn your selfies because boyfriend is obsessed with selfies.

  7. Marum | 4:15 am |

    A Fellatio expert named Bright,
    Set fire to a young man all night,
    When asked why, she said;
    “Penises are less fattening than bread,
    And sperm’s sweeter than Turkish Delight.”

    There. I managed a filthy limerick, without ine dirty word.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |

    Oh, blow it out your arson!

  9. DrLex | 4:27 am |

    Putting the maniac in pyromaniac.

  10. Marum | 4:27 am |

    The backpack recommended by 9 out of 10 suicide bommbers.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |

    @Marum | 4:27 am: …….. how would anyone know that?

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:42 am |

    All the teenage grills want one of these.

  13. Marum | 4:49 am |

    “I will burn yourself”

    I think this could be explained by the following. A mate of mine was geeting passionate with his lady. He reached for a jar by the bed, and put some of the contents an his male part, and made his entry. After sseveral strokes, they both dicovered it was not Vaseline, but Vicks.

  14. Marum | 4:52 am |

    @DnT 0439.

    Hehe. I wondered if anyone would note the incongruity of that claim. :)

  15. Marum | 5:00 am |

    A failked suicide bomber named Haroom,
    Had his ballbag blow off with a boom,
    The found his cock,
    On Elephant Rock,
    And his nuts just out of Taroom.

    FYI. Elephank Rock is at Currumbin – southern Gold Coast – 60miles from Brissie. Taroom is Central Western Qld, 700miles from Brissie.

  16. Marum | 5:02 am |

    Sorry 700Km abt 400miles

  17. Frank Burns | 5:29 am |

    No you won’t, you’re FIRED!

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |

    @Marum | 4:52 am: At least 9 out of 10 Trump supporters would fall for it.

  19. Pete | 5:53 am |

    I think I hurt me myself…

  20. Marum | 6:15 am |

    Well girls.
    If you gunna burn yo Bra.
    Just make sure yo tits aren’t in it.

  21. Pete | 6:38 am |

    OK, sport.
    So what’s your next number, during the after-burn?

  22. UCity | 7:11 am |

    I will feel the burn vicariously through you.

  23. J-Luke | 7:41 am |

    We have a match!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:49 am |

    – Oh dear, can you do you?

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:50 am |

    Go and f*** myself!

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:53 am |

    Just Do You.

    – Mike

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:57 am |

    – Burn yourself!
    – I will.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:01 pm |

    Just burn your selfie

  29. Geo | 1:16 pm |

    I’ve heard of self-immolation, but “hetero-immolation” is beyond me.

  30. UCity | 3:02 pm |

    First, it was “Stop hitting yourself!”; now it’s “Stop burning yourself!”

  31. jjhitt | 4:43 am |

    It’s full of tacos.

  32. Olog-hai | 1:27 am |

    Feel the burn. Yourself.

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