I yourself know this…

posted on 1 Jun 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Clothing

I_will_burn

So, keep matches away from me yourself.

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Seen on teenage girl’s back pack in Tokyo.

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  1. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    You also may stuff yourself

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Myself you wont do anything

  3. algernon | 4:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    The back pack is dangerous

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Whoself? Meself?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Why would you burn mys elf? You don’t even gnome me!

  6. Big Fat Cat | 4:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Should be burn your selfies because boyfriend is obsessed with selfies.

  7. Marum | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    A Fellatio expert named Bright,
    Set fire to a young man all night,
    When asked why, she said;
    “Penises are less fattening than bread,
    And sperm’s sweeter than Turkish Delight.”

    There. I managed a filthy limerick, without ine dirty word.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    Oh, blow it out your arson!

  9. DrLex | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Putting the maniac in pyromaniac.

  10. Marum | 4:27 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 1  

    The backpack recommended by 9 out of 10 suicide bommbers.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:39 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:27 am: …….. how would anyone know that?

  12. Yu No Hoo | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    All the teenage grills want one of these.

  13. Marum | 4:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    “I will burn yourself”

    I think this could be explained by the following. A mate of mine was geeting passionate with his lady. He reached for a jar by the bed, and put some of the contents an his male part, and made his entry. After sseveral strokes, they both dicovered it was not Vaseline, but Vicks.

  14. Marum | 4:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0439.

    Hehe. I wondered if anyone would note the incongruity of that claim. :)

  15. Marum | 5:00 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    A failked suicide bomber named Haroom,
    Had his ballbag blow off with a boom,
    The found his cock,
    On Elephant Rock,
    And his nuts just out of Taroom.

    FYI. Elephank Rock is at Currumbin – southern Gold Coast – 60miles from Brissie. Taroom is Central Western Qld, 700miles from Brissie.

  16. Marum | 5:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Sorry 700Km abt 400miles

  17. Frank Burns | 5:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    No you won’t, you’re FIRED!

  18. Droll not Troll | 5:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 4:52 am: At least 9 out of 10 Trump supporters would fall for it.

  19. Pete | 5:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    I think I hurt me myself…

  20. Marum | 6:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Well girls.
    If you gunna burn yo Bra.
    Just make sure yo tits aren’t in it.

  21. Pete | 6:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    OK, sport.
    So what’s your next number, during the after-burn?

  22. UCity | 7:11 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I will feel the burn vicariously through you.

  23. J-Luke | 7:41 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    We have a match!

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    – Oh dear, can you do you?

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:50 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Go and f*** myself!

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Just Do You.

    – Mike

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 11:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Burn yourself!
    – I will.

  28. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:01 pm |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Just burn your selfie

  29. Geo | 1:16 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve heard of self-immolation, but “hetero-immolation” is beyond me.

  30. UCity | 3:02 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    First, it was “Stop hitting yourself!”; now it’s “Stop burning yourself!”

  31. jjhitt | 4:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    It’s full of tacos.

  32. Olog-hai | 1:27 am |

    Feel the burn. Yourself.

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