It’s a gas!

posted on 27 Jun 2017 in Signs

fartista

Try our methane treatment.

Photo courtesy of Douglas Massey.
Found in Yamagata, Japan.

39 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    For all your hairy bums

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    For blowing your own trumpet or bum flute

  3. Marum | 4:06 am |

    “Tis a gas-powered-barista

  4. Marum | 4:08 am |

    Hair design for your fart?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |

    Feel the wind in your hair!

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:11 am |

    Specializing in double buns.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:11 am |

    Ringlets are our specialty.

  8. Pete | 4:14 am |

    Is that anything like a barista?

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Home of the “trump” hairstyle.

  10. Marum | 4:15 am |

    Every time this Japanese farted, it made a sound like “Honda”.
    She saw a few western doctors, and they didn’t have a clue.
    So in desperation she sought out a Japanese doctor.
    He diagnosed it instantly: “You have abscess on tooth.”

    She asked the doc how he figured that out.

    He replied: “Old Japanese saying….Abscess, makes the fart go Honda.”

  11. DrLex | 4:15 am |

    We don’t need no hair dryers.

  12. Marum | 4:16 am |

    Edit = Japanese woman

  13. Marum | 4:17 am |

    He, assuredly, will blow the froth off your coffee.

  14. Marum | 4:18 am |

    I get it. He is a suicide bummer!

  15. Yu No Hoo | 4:21 am |

    Gee your hair smells.

  16. jjhitt | 4:22 am |

    Sorry, my heart can’t take it.

  17. Marum | 4:34 am |

    Parody on the “IT” girl.

    You know you’re “IT” when your hair smells like $h1t.

  18. Pete | 4:53 am |

    Stopping on your way to work for a cuppa farte latte, prepared especially for you by your fartista!

  19. Pete | 4:55 am |

    Do they serve you beans while you wait for your haircut?

  20. Droll not Troll | 4:57 am |

    Would you like a sham poo?

  21. Droll not Troll | 4:59 am |

    @Pete | 4:55 am: Oh, now I have it! A fartista is a barista who makes coffee from baked beans.

  22. Droll not Troll | 5:07 am |

    Come for a haircut, leave with a cheese cut.

  23. Pete | 5:12 am |

    DnT 4:59,

    True enough!

  24. Frank Burns | 5:14 am |

    This place really puts on airs.

  25. Pete | 5:19 am |

    DnT,

    I was thinking more along the lines of:

    Fartista: (poot)
    Connossieur: (sniff, sniff) Ahhh, a blend of half Ethiopian, one quarter each of Indonesian and Guatemalan!

  26. Pete | 5:57 am |

    The only haircut done in a wind tunnel!

  27. Classic Steve | 8:52 am |

    They specialize in buns.

  28. Pete | 10:16 am |

    If you get your hair cut there, you better watch your @$$!!!

  29. coffeebot | 10:31 am |

    Would you like to try our Brown Stripe style?

  30. coffeebot | 10:31 am |

    Le Petomane, proprietor.

  31. Frank Burns | 11:00 am |

    I asked for streaks, not skidmarks!

  32. Long Tom | 12:10 pm |

    Not just hair styling, but pretentious hair styling!

    Artsy-fartsy, get it?

  33. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:30 pm |

    NOTE: No service for customers over farty

  34. Big Fat Cat | 12:33 pm |

    Stylist to customer: Do you like your new hair?

    Customer: That’s Farntastic!

  35. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:33 pm |

    From ”Blow Wing In The Wind”

  36. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:34 pm |

    @ me | 12:33 pm: Wig, not Wing

  37. Yu No Hoo | 1:14 pm |

    This place smells like something dyed.

  38. Pete | 1:22 pm |

    @Seventy,

    Over farty? Blarney!
    Father O’Leary told me it’s only if yer under tharty!

  39. Wax Frog | 1:40 pm |

    Yu No Hoo | 1:14 pm – you win the Internet today!

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