Just looking.

posted on 30 Jun 2017 in Signs

not-for-sale

Thank you no sale!

Photo courtesy of Perry Eubank.
Found in Japan.

31 captions

  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Its a bargain Oh well no

  2. Marum | 4:02 am |

    This is a nonsale.

  3. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Its a premium month for no sales

  4. Marum | 4:04 am |

    The clothes are for sale, not the coat-hangers.

  5. Marum | 4:05 am |

    This will stuff up the Standard deviation.

    And possible the standard deviate.

  6. Enclave | 4:07 am |

    One minute after the post and already 6 comments and 2 downvotes…. dafaq!

  7. Marum | 4:08 am |

    Upon insertion of your credit card, our terminal will chip it into one micron fartments.

  8. Droll not Troll | 4:10 am |

    I wish this sign had been on some of the crappy stuff that I have bought over the years!

  9. Marum | 4:12 am |

    Don’t worry about the gear, I have a yen for the saleslady.

  10. Frank Burns | 4:13 am |

    First there is the “Thank you” price, then the F-u attitude.

  11. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Buy now? ‘Bye now!

  12. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |

    Would you like a bag?

  13. Marum | 4:18 am |

    A bloke says to the shop assistant: “Would you allow me to make love to you for five thousand dollars?”

    She thinks for a while, and shyly whispers; ‘Yes.’

    Then he says: “How about one hundred dollars?”

    She indignantly exclaims: ‘What do you think I am!’

    He replies: “We already know that. We are just bargaining about the price.”

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    Don’t buy one, get one free?

  15. DrLex | 4:23 am |

    DENIED!

  16. FatKenney | 4:28 am |

    Note – all items in store are for display only. Not for retail sale.

  17. Marum | 4:30 am |

    @DNT 0420. Don’t buy one, and our sales assistant will follow you home, and take one of yours. 👿

  18. Yu No Hoo | 4:37 am |

    Okay, I’ll take two.

  19. Geo | 4:40 am |

    TODAY’S OFFER: Get nothing for ¥0!

  20. Marum | 4:44 am |

    I’ll complain to the ombirdsmum, err ombedesmon, no imbedsman,, err Consumer Affairs.

  21. Marum | 4:49 am |

    I’m so grad they are not for sale.

    I never wanted to be a cross-dresser anyhow.

  22. Yu No Hoo | 5:02 am |

    Thanks for nothing.

  23. zankhana | 5:30 am |

    A lady walked into the department store and spoke to the young man who stood by the door…….”I need some material to make a new belt. Can you please tell me where I can get felt!”

  24. Pete | 6:29 am |

    ♪ Thank you price,
    Thank you India,
    Thank you, thank you, yen store! ♪

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:37 am |

    SALE: Buy one, don’t buy two for free!

  26. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:42 am |

    50% Buy / 50% Not sure

    – Do not recommend
    – Do not tumble price
    – Sale separately

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:45 am |

    Schrödinger’s Shirt

  28. Lora | 10:08 am |

    I think they’re recommending we buy something else? If only all salespeople were this honest.

  29. Classic Steve | 1:51 pm |

    So it’s for rent?

  30. EffEff | 5:26 am |

    Indian arrowheads – made in India!

  31. Rt | 3:02 pm |

    Sike!

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