Let’s so draw close to our lives!

posted on 2 Jun 2017 in Household Items


Now let us craft to purify.

Photo courtesy of Natasha Holloway, Rob Dickson & Pippa.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 10  Subtract rating 0  

    Just be careful where you poke it

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 11  Subtract rating 0  

    Is a good helper in your lives. I think I’ll start with a beer

  3. Droll not Troll | 4:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    My special craft is full of ales.

  4. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Why do all the pictures seem to be saying “Screw you”?

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    Plenty of bottle openers but a shortage of soda hyphens.

  6. DrLex | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    From the Bo Sheng Book of Pick-up Lines:
    β€œHey baby, were you designed to satisfy?”

  7. Yu No Hoo | 4:33 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    For openers, I can’t understand their corkscrew logic.

  8. Frank Burns | 4:42 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Shut up and just open the wine already.

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    “Theproduct”? One of those words like “therapist”, I guess.

  10. Big Fat Cat | 5:43 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 1  

    Bo Sheng rhymes with B S!

  11. Big Fat Cat | 5:44 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    When Bo Sheng draws close to your life, you gets Near Death Experience.

  12. Marum | 5:47 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I’ve never heard such BS to describe a Somnolier’s Penknife.

  13. Marum | 5:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @DnT 0454.

    The- rapist?

  14. Marum | 5:52 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t own any of them plastic Chinesee crap. Mine is made out of rushed stainless steel.
    Strangely though. It doesn’t work any better.

    I may need to reread the Destruction Manual.

  15. Marum | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    I like B-9001 best. The minature scythe wouyld be useful forr cutting the lawn in your window-box, if you lived im a high rise Unit in Shanghai.

  16. Pete | 6:08 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Leave it to the mainland to come up with 9,003 ways to screw ya.

  17. Marum | 6:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete. Is Bo Sheng any relative of Bo Jangles?

  18. Marum | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Pete. My son shares none of my technical ability. He gave up Mandarin for Shop 2, (metalwork) against my advice to the contrary.
    Anyway. He never built anything which worked. For instance; He carefully crafted this bottle opener. It had a knurled alloy handle, had the right weight, and felt good in the hand, and looked terrific. Only one problem; It obdurately refused to open bottles.

    Upon a casual study of the device, I found he had not rebated that part of the hoop which is supposed to fit under the crimp type cap. And so it transpired with every other damn thing he built.

  19. SF | 6:49 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    The translator felt a need to purify, relaxed freely in using the product, relaxed even more, and accomplished the translation with ease. Definitely a goodhelper, but beware the hangover.

  20. Marum | 7:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Come to think of it. His instructor must have been a FW of theNth degree.

    Quality control must have been a foreign language to him. The arcane intricacies of a bottle opener, must be a secret, to any but the cognoscenti.

  21. Marum | 7:04 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    And alcoholics. But they can’t remember how, when they are sober.

  22. UCity | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    In order to find the purify, we must becomes the purify!

  23. Marum | 7:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Mummy’s little helper; benzodiazepine.

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    What’s the difference between the three pics, anyway?!

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 9:31 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    HTTP Error B-9002. Ball not found.

  26. Pete | 10:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum 6:35 & 6:49:

    They’re half-brothers. Born to the same Chinese mother,
    Mr. Sheng is her eldest son born to her Chinese first husband.
    He passed on due to an early demise.

    Mr. Jangles is the product of her second marriage, this time to an American who originally hails from Louisiana.

    Oddly, both fathers really wanted their sons named “Bo”.
    Whatever her reasons, the mother complied in both cases.

    Oh, I also forgot to mention…they’re mice.
    Mr. Jangles actually starred in a movie once with Tom Hanks.
    Some film about walking a mile inside a prison’s green, or something like that.

    ; – )

    My condolences on your son’s decisions, mate. He sounds like my reverse mirror image. My dad worked with his hands and had phenomenal mechanical ability. An ability genetic fate did not pass down to me.

    But it did give me an aptitude and an interest in Asian and Middle Eastern languages. Fortunately, the results of my forays into metal shop during middle school proved to me very early on that pursuing a career using my hands would be disastrous, and thus I decided not to take the route your son resolutely decided to pursue regardless of results.

  27. Seventy2rd o clock | 10:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    I will burn yourself, theproduct.

  28. UCity | 11:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Bo Sheng is goodhelper which you lives, whereas I will burn yourself is goodhelper which you dies.

  29. Droll not Troll | 2:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 5:47 am: What the heck is a somnolier? A wine waiter who needs more sleep? πŸ˜›

  30. Droll not Troll | 2:49 pm |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 6:08 am: I hadn’t realised – it’s over 9000!

  31. Droll not Troll | 2:52 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum | 5:48 am: That’s what I’m implying. πŸ˜‰

  32. Droll not Troll | 2:56 pm |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    I don’t want a special craft to purify my becomes; I prefer them au naturel.

  33. zankhana | 7:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Suggest they attempt to patent…….. Good luck with that…..

  34. coffeebot | 10:20 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Bo knows Engrish.

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