Try our Disappointing Dark Roast.

posted on 20 Jun 2017 in Menus

let-your-tastes-sour

Savor the acidic aroma…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Lauzon.
Found at restaurant in Kyoto, Japan. 

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Get a grip, man!

posted on 19 Jun 2017 in Transportation

titty-handle-bar-grips

It’s not the destination… it’s the ride.

Photo courtesy of Troy.
Motorcycle hand grips from Japan circa 1975.

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I don’t like according to rules…

posted on 18 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Instructions

notice-to-tourist-of-bicycle

I’m more of a tourist of bus.

Photo courtesy of George.
Found in Guangdong, China.

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Because blended Dad would be weird.

posted on 17 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

blended-mum-with-fish

Photo courtesy of Rich Leese.
Found in Li’an, China.

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Let’s give flowek another look…

posted on 16 Jun 2017 in Chinglish

tleasure-them

Flowek Powek!

Photo courtesy of Chris Chan.
Found in China.

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Don’t use the hacks in the alley…

posted on 15 Jun 2017 in Chinglish

breast-augmentation

Major player in professional breasts…

Photo courtesy of Tommy Tang.
Cosmetic fitness shop in Tianjin, China

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Feeling better but if you insist…

posted on 14 Jun 2017 in Chinglish

vomit-here

Sob uncontrollably over there…

Photo courtesy of Chanan Sessler.
Found in a pub.

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Don’t just hang to the left…

posted on 13 Jun 2017 in Clothing

pecker-supporter

Do you have anything longer?

Photo courtesy of Tony Richards.
Boxer shorts found in Japan. 

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Mommy, my shoes hurt…

posted on 12 Jun 2017 in Chinglish

sewing-kit-shoelaces-kit

Last week they were earrings.

Photo courtesy of Kristian Akay.

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China never did nothin’ for me!

posted on 11 Jun 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

screw-china

I am so over China…

Photo courtesy of Tony M.

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