Smork gets in your clothes…

posted on 9 Jun 2017 in Signs

no-smorking

Photo courtesy of Nathan Vanagas.
Spotted in Tokyo.

25 captions

  1. Droll not Troll | 3:42 pm |

    No snanu snanu?

  2. Droll not Troll | 4:12 pm |

    Smorking makes your stomach explode out of your cigarette.

  3. Marum | 4:31 pm |

    But my cigarettes don’t have filters.

    Are they OK?

  4. Marum | 4:32 pm |

    It may have some othr substance in it.

    The smoke is brown, not bluish.

  5. Marum | 4:37 pm |

    Un fistula tabaci grabi.

    Now all you Latin scholarsout there, do not pillory me for my plebian attempt at humour, in Latin.

  6. Marum | 4:47 pm |

    Tabako o sui masen?

    Did I stuff that up?

  7. Marum | 4:48 pm |

    BTW the Latin was meant to be “a cigarette”

  8. Pete | 5:27 pm |

    @Marum:

    Hai, suimasen.
    (Right, I don’t smoke.)

    You did fine IF you wanted to ask either:
    1. You don’t smoke cigarettes? (Uhhh… I mean smork.)
    2. Won’t you smork a cigarette?

    Although if I was going to offer someone a smoke, I’d say:
    Tabako wo dozo
    And leave it up to the offered party to accept or decline.

  9. algernon | 5:37 pm |

    Or steam trains

  10. algernon | 5:38 pm |

    Or thought bubbles in Japanese

  11. Marum | 6:04 pm |

    @Pete above. Thanks mate. My wife and I were studying Japanese, intending to go to Expo 70 in Osaka. However,we then bought 15 acres on the near outskirts of Brissie, and built a house. So that was out of the question. Thus we abandoned our studies. Some parts of Japanese seem terribly complex, others, amazingly simple. The respect side of it, is MAJOR confusion,
    Though I shouldn’t be so amazed. German has similar rules too – but not as complex.

    Formal: Wollen Sie einBier haben? (Will you hsve a beer sir).

    Familiar. Willst du ein Bier haben? (After we have been formally introduced)

    Local tourist brocures warn Germans. “Im Australia die Informalterkeit* is sehr gross.” Just to warn them, that if an Aussie- whom you have never seen before – calls you mate, don’t be offended.

    * For any German speakers reading this. Informalterkeit may be mispelt, why they didn’t use ” Regelwidrigkeit ” or something else, eludes me. Next time I find a Tourist Brochure, I will check.

  12. Marum | 6:08 pm |

    Basic rules of German grammer: Ich will; Du willst; Er will.

    Wir wollen; Sie wollen; Sie wollen. Hehehe. 😀

  13. SF | 6:17 pm |

    Smork also gets in your eyes, according to The Pratters (no, not a Viennese band)

  14. Droll not Troll | 9:20 pm |

    Warning: Smorking may put your butt cheeks out of alignment.

  15. jjhitt | 2:09 am |

    Don’t vipe, either.

  16. Marum | 4:08 am |

    Teacher: “What did you do onyour chool holidays Johnny?”

    Johnny: ‘I shoved lighted cigarettes up frogs arses.’

    Teacher: “Rectum, Johnny, rectum!”

    Johnny: ‘Too right it rectum – blew theiir f—en guts out.’

  17. coffeebot | 5:22 am |

    Smorking is a Bad Harbit

  18. Frank Burns | 5:22 am |

    My dad caught me smorking once, beat the schnit outta me.

  19. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:16 pm |

    Can I smoke?

  20. Seventy2rd o clock | 12:18 pm |

    Well, it’s Torkyo

  21. Wax Frog | 1:26 pm |

    “Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
    Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn smork! smork! smork!”

  22. Droll not Troll | 2:42 pm |

    I’d walk a mile for a Caramel!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:31 pm |

    – Put that smork off your face, Madam!

  24. Marum | 2:50 am |

    @DnT 1442. Most people would ride the Caramel to the nearest brothel.

  25. DrLex | 3:53 am |

    At some point in history, we will have to add ‘to smork’ to English dictionaries.

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