The cage for tourists is that way…

posted on 21 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

tourism

Photo courtesy of Chris Chan.
Found in China.

25 captions

  1. algernon | 4:03 am |

    Don’t be such a snowflake

  2. algernon | 4:04 am |

    Where you can buy tourists

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:13 am |

    Beaches are overrated.

  4. Long Tom | 4:20 am |

    Is it for the visitors or the locals?

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:26 am |

    Our vacations will make you want to vacate.

  6. coffeebot | 4:42 am |

    I’m not into isms.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:44 am |

    Just as popular as ratriotism.

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:55 am |

    Ask for the “overnight” package.

  9. Pete | 5:44 am |

    The Chinese actually says something akin to “Items for tourists” or “Items for traveling”.

    That said, it’s the old adage by P.T. Barnum, Jr.*:
    “There’s a tourist born to be suckered every minute in every country!”

    *That is, the way I heard it, at least!”

  10. Frank Burns | 6:12 am |

    Tour-ism as a religion was doomed to fail. Nobody showed up at church since they were all on vacation.

  11. Marum | 7:21 am |

    So1 This sign is to encourage bent tourists.

    Never knew the Chinesee were so kinky.

  12. Marum | 7:23 am |

    Our tourist industry has not been the same since the last taifun.

  13. Geo | 7:23 am |

    @Frank Burns | 6:12 am
    Judging by what is sold in the “sacred place” depicted in the photo, I’d say it’s the Temple of Mammon.

  14. Marum | 7:26 am |

    Q. Why are Holiday Inns like handcuffs?

    A. They’re both made for tourists. (two wrists)

  15. Marum | 7:29 am |

    @Yu Noo Hoo 0455.

    So. They have a resident prostitute named Knight?

  16. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:37 am |

    We especially approve Tourism of Bicycle

  17. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:39 am |

    CAUTION: Pay attention to the number of tourist that only two persons

  18. Seventy2rd o clock | 7:45 am |

    Tourism

    From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

    This article is not about religion. For other uses of Tourism and Tourist, see Taoist (disambiguation).

    Tourism is something else!

  19. Yu No Hoo | 8:27 am |

    @Marum 7:29 am

    IDK. What’s your position on prostitutes?

  20. Pete | 8:44 am |

    Have a careful not to overfreigh.

  21. Long Tom | 10:06 am |

    @Pete-P. T. Barnum never said such a thing, BTW. Another man said it and it was misattributed to Barnum.

  22. Pete | 1:20 pm |

    Long Tom:

    Let the record show that I stand corrected.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 2:12 pm |

    There was feudalism, capitalism and finally tourism

  24. Marum | 5:01 am |

    @Yu No Hoo. 0729. Except for one lady whom I knew. (as a friend only)
    I have never ever partaken of one. 😀

  25. Peter | 10:26 am |

    The US people are even better at this . . . they literally TOURIST around the world:

    http://www.samsonite.com.hk/on/demandware.static/-/Sites-samsonite-hk/default/dwec699285/Curio_Pink_Visual.jpg

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