The red zone is for unloading only.

posted on 25 Jun 2017 in Chinglish, Signs


There will be no more merriment.

Photo courtesy of Ray Simpson.
Sign found in tram boarding area in Luoyang, China.

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  1. algernon | 4:02 am |

    So its not Saudi Arabia then.

  2. algernon | 4:03 am |

    But frolicing inside is quite OK

  3. Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am |

    We don’t want anyone to get trampled.

  4. Pete | 4:11 am |

    And absolutely no hullabaloo allowed either!

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:18 am |

    Keep your frolics safely inside the car.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:20 am |

    @algernon | 4:03 am: The correct spelling is “frolicking”… which is an amusing word if you look at it carefully 😉

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:27 am |

    The driver is authorised to cut off your frolics.

  8. Marum | 4:28 am |

    I heard of a young lady and her BF, who went for a frolic in the park.

    Nine months later she had a baby.

  9. Marum | 4:30 am |

    @DNT 0420. I’m fro licking too. Yumm!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:41 am |

    If you want to gambol we have casinos for that.

  11. Big Fat Cat | 4:41 am |

    Please feel free to rob other passengers on the car.

  12. Marum | 4:43 am |

    However with the usual inconsistency of English.

    frolicsome and similar words have no “k”.

  13. Marum | 4:45 am |

    ♫ Take me for a ridie in your Car car.♪

  14. Droll not Troll | 4:54 am |

    @Marum | 4:43 am: Because there is only a problem when the c is followed by i, e or y, which would make for ambiguous pronunciation.

  15. Marum | 4:55 am |

    @DNT 0420 Furthurmore. I made love to my lady on the bonnet of my car once, It was the middle of winter, and it was the only warm spot I could find.

    But she was in fro some licking first. 😈

  16. Droll not Troll | 5:03 am |

    @Yu No Hoo | 4:08 am: I see what you did there. It only took me 45 minutes. *sigh* 😳

  17. J-Luke | 5:06 am |

    Don’t worry; I was planning to keep my body anyway…

  18. Marum | 5:32 am |

    I’m not. I’ve left mine to the Dept. of Anatomical Science.

  19. Marum | 5:56 am |

    If there was a crowd of people frolicking inside a car – would one class that as “social intercourse”?

  20. Marum | 6:10 am |

    @Algernon. I don’t know if you realize, but that car was extremely modified to do that. If you notice the rear wheel in the air was stationary.

    Therefore the other axle had to be welded to the differential centre, to give the vehicle drive. The one in the air had to be totally disconnected, to be stationary. Beside that, though, it was a lovely piece of driving.

    It is easier to do with the driver on the low side. A French stunt driver of a few years ago, could do it with the driver on the high side. I have no idea of how he did that. When I was a young mechanic, I could do most of those stunts. But two wheeling whist driving on the high side, was something I could never manage.

  21. Droll not Troll | 6:33 am |

    @Marum | 5:32 am: “When I die, I’m leaving my body to science fiction.” – Steven Wright

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:06 am |

    I keep my body, you keep this article.

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:08 am |

    I self simultaneously decline to do it on the car … *cough*

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:10 am |

    – Mommy, why do you always keep your body on the car?

  25. Lora | 9:38 am |

    Leave your frolic at the pond where it can swim and eat fries.

  26. algernon | 2:01 pm |

    @ Droll not troll : 4:20am . Indeed an interesting word when you break it down in some ways. Just a lick I suppose and I should have a look in future. Perhaps though in true Engrish tradition.

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