Try our Disappointing Dark Roast.

posted on 20 Jun 2017 in Menus

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Savor the acidic aroma…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Lauzon.
Found at restaurant in Kyoto, Japan. 

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |

    This food stinks

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |

    Best not be bitter

  3. Marum | 4:06 am |

    Recently bought by the Japanese, and shipped to Kyoto.

  4. Marum | 4:08 am |

    The cathedral now has Sake in the font.

    It’s much more fun than Holy-water.

  5. Droll not Troll | 4:14 am |

    Waiter! This is making my tastes sore!

  6. Yu No Hoo | 4:14 am |

    We can deliver to your suite.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |

    Could be worse; it could have said “Testes”. 😛

  8. Yu No Hoo | 4:17 am |

    When life gives you lemons, open a restaurant.

  9. Marum | 4:17 am |

    The Jackdaw of Reims. (From Ingoldsby’s Legends)

    He curs’d him in eating, he curs’d him in drinking, 90
    He curs’d him in coughing, in sneezing, in winking;
    He curs’d him in sitting, in standing, in lying;
    He curs’d him in walking, in riding, in flying;
    He curs’d him in living, he curs’d him in dying!
    Never was heard such a terrible curse!

  10. Droll not Troll | 4:23 am |

    For dessert, try the lemon tart.

  11. Marum | 4:25 am |

    @Yu No Hoo 0417. I’d rather make Lemon Meringue. I love Lemon Meringue.

    However, I have never managed to make one that does not resemble a flat, rather chewy, sweet pancake. Which I then spread Strawberry Jam on, and eat.
    Still tastes good though, but it lacks that je ne sais quoi. 🙄

  12. Marum | 4:28 am |

    eat = ate

  13. Marum | 4:31 am |

    Are those “fly-specks over the whole ganz megillah.

  14. Pete | 4:37 am |

    Come to Cafe Reims for our house specialty:
    Sour weiners served by saucy tarts!

  15. Pete | 4:44 am |

    @Marum:

    Nice application of the Yiddish, mate.
    Deserving of some naches.
    And maybe even a bissel kvelling.

    (I said naches, not nachos. But nachos would go well with naches.)

  16. Marum | 5:04 am |

    @Pete 0444. I heard a song a few years ago, on the radio – Mein Schwester Schrien. = My Sister Cries.

    During the song I kept thinking, my German is getting S/house, I can hear the words, but I can’t quite understand them.

    Then, at the end, when they gave the credits, the penny dropped. It was in Yiddish. The two languages are so similar.

    Sort of like Tokpisin is to English.

    ie. Yu tuapela yu mekim wanem? = You two. What are you doing?

  17. Marum | 5:14 am |

    BTW. In that context, it is usually said while shaking your head, and and making “tch tch tch” sounds with your tongue. 😀

  18. Marum | 5:16 am |

    I love languages and linguistics. They make my brain smile.

  19. Marum | 5:18 am |

    BTW In relation to your Yiddish comments. Pride cometh before the FAIL.

  20. coffeebot | 6:07 am |

    You can’t Sour with the Eagles if you’re Henging with the Turkeys.

  21. Long Tom | 7:37 am |

    Specialty drink: Whiskey Sour

    Specialty candy: Sour Balls

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:09 am |

    Mmmm … Tastes!

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:09 am |

    – 1,2,3,4 … Tasting, tasting …

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 8:14 am |

    We are high quality sourry …

  25. Pete | 10:02 am |

    @Marum 5:04,

    Then I think you’ll get a real kick outta this clip from The Frisco Kid:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEAXGY_HFU0

  26. Frank Burns | 10:48 am |

    “Stay away from the free pistachio ice cream! It done turned.” -‘Mater (from “Cars II”)

  27. J-Luke | 11:16 am |

    I won’t sweet-talk about it, but although I’m a bit salty I’m not going to be bitter about this.

  28. Big Fat Cat | 12:59 pm |

    @Marum 4:08am: I am trying to figure out how the hunch back tastes like.

  29. markm | 7:39 pm |

    Don’t say we didn’t warn you!

  30. Eggrish | 10:40 pm |

    Bitter to the last drop.

  31. iLock | 10:49 pm |

    Serving the highest quality crap there is.

  32. iLock | 10:51 pm |

    Can you handle the gripping taste of the sour milk…
    Try it at our Titty Bar today

  33. Droll not Troll | 1:30 am |

    Does umami know what you’re eating?

  34. McBee | 6:48 am |

    The pasta is to die from!

  35. Lora | 12:52 pm |

    When Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then dump it over Life’s head!

  36. Hirayuki | 11:49 am |

    So sour-y, but this is a repeat! http://www.engrish.com/2013/09/try-the-old-milk/

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