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posted on 5 Jul 2017 in Chinglish, Snacks

Meat-Crispy

Made locally from the meat farm.

Photo courtesy of Brandon Dawe.
Souvenir cookies from China.

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  1. algernon | 4:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    Just like a crumpet only crunchier

  2. algernon | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    I just can’t believe its meat

  3. Marum | 4:02 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Specially slain by the Mag Lev Train.

    (Tenderised a 400kph)

  4. Marum | 4:05 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    It certainly would have guan dong, when the train hit it.

  5. Yu No Hoo | 4:06 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Made from cookie doe.

  6. Droll not Troll | 4:12 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    We’ll be bacon more every day.

  7. Droll not Troll | 4:15 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    Also: Baked flesh evely day!

  8. SF | 4:16 am |  Vote: Add rating 7  Subtract rating 0  

    Believe my current experience of the canteen of a university in Guandong, it can perfectly be what it says to be …

  9. Droll not Troll | 4:17 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    These cookies taste offal!

  10. Marum | 4:22 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    ♫It’s Crispy the Rodeo Clown♪

  11. DrLex | 4:23 am |  Vote: Add rating 9  Subtract rating 0  

    This looks suspiciously like chicks crushed into cookies with a hydraulic press. Wait a minute, that’s exactly what the Chinese product name says: “Chick Cookies”…

  12. Marum | 4:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    Rare, medium, or well done, sir.

    Crispy thanks.

  13. Running Comment | 4:26 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Tastes just like chicken !

  14. Long Tom | 4:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    There really is/was a breakfast cereal named “Crispy Critters”.

  15. Marum | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Dr Lex.0423 Aww. I would have thought that they put the female prisoners through a Die-cutter, and made cookies out of them.

  16. Droll not Troll | 4:30 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @DrLex | 4:23 am: What a fowl deed!

  17. Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |  Vote: Add rating 8  Subtract rating 0  

    I hope these are not Girl Scout cookies. 😯

  18. Marum | 4:35 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    It’s the breakfast cereal named Slutties.

    They don’t go crap snackle and poop.

    They just lie there and bang.

  19. Marum | 4:38 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    @DNT 0432. Yes. They have a bun in the oven.

  20. Pete | 4:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    (Facepalm!!!)

  21. jjhitt | 4:55 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 0  

    One of the Keebler Elves fell into the machinery and things haven’t tasted the same since.

  22. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    – Nice to meat you, Crispy

  23. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:57 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    CAUTION: May contain traces of WongDong

  24. Seventy2rd o clock | 5:59 am |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 0  

    Also called ”Cockies”

  25. Seventy2rd o clock | 6:01 am |  Vote: Add rating 0  Subtract rating 0  

    Let’s Chinese Crispy!

  26. Pete | 6:03 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Pray there is never such a thing as a meat Krispy Kreme doughnut.

  27. Pete | 6:53 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    For people who want to satisfy their sweet tooth along with their carnal desires.

  28. Pete | 7:09 am |  Vote: Add rating 6  Subtract rating 1  

    Well…Holy Cr*p, Batman!!!

    This took a bit of searching but it turns out it really IS a crispy MEAT biscuit!!

    It’s called a “Ji Zi Bing” in Mandarin. And I found the following description on the ‘net:

    “The old name of Jizibing is “Xiaofengbing”. It is said this biscuit was created by a workingwoman in the Qing Dynasty. As Jizibing is shaped like a chickling, (…as in a baby chicken….??) it is called Ji Zi Bing “Chickling Biscuit.” The filling is made of pork, sugar, white sesame, shelled melon seeds and shelled olive seeds and mixed with spices. The outside is made of flour, sugar and baked with oil. Jizibing is golden and bright and crisp, sweet and salty. Jizibing is now packaged and sold throughout Southeast Asia.”

    OK, my first reaction at reading the description?
    YUCK!!!

    Shelled Olive & Melon Seeds?
    Pork and sugar?

    Crikey. I love Chinese food…but not THIS much….

  29. Pete | 7:13 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 1  

    Apparently it’s also called “Ji Zai Bing”.
    Scroll down to find it:

    http://www.chinatravelpage.com/special-local-products-of-guangzhou

  30. Marum | 7:48 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete above. Those mooncakes certainly sound like chunder material.

    I also like the bloke who invented a better cake to earn some, “monkey” to buy his wife back. I’d have rather kept the monkey.

  31. markm | 8:25 am |  Vote: Add rating 5  Subtract rating 0  

    @Droll not Troll | 4:32 am |
    Are they made with real girl scouts?

  32. Pete | 10:28 am |  Vote: Add rating 4  Subtract rating 0  

    @Marum,

    Sounds more like chum to me.
    Or pig slop…except the cannibalism might lead to mad pig disease…

  33. Long Tom | 12:59 pm |  Vote: Add rating 1  Subtract rating 1  

    Well, most Orientals find cheese to be yucky.

  34. Droll not Troll | 3:47 pm |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    @Pete | 7:09 am: Now I’m even MORE suspicious of food imported from China.
    Dunno about the taste of shelled olive seeds – it may be OK – but I’d be afraid of biting on a random piece of shell!

  35. FatKenney | 3:56 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    Crispy meat cookies – try our classic chitlin chip or new goatmeal raisin.

  36. Lora | 4:29 am |  Vote: Add rating 2  Subtract rating 0  

    Snap! Crackle! OINK! Meat Krispies!

  37. Pete | 9:19 am |  Vote: Add rating 3  Subtract rating 0  

    The weirdest pierogi I’ve ever seen…

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